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ocean meat grab me by the feet

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throw me down like yeet

First ever recorded snowball fight (1897)

Happy Holidays And Merry Christmas To All!

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Colorized!

Guy On Bicycle gets so smeared he leaves his hat behind to escape!

All Victorian ADULTS. Awesome.

I love this so much. Someone slowed it down so it's not the old-fashioned herky-jerky of old films, now someone colorized it…the past feels like the present because, well, people. Lookit them having fun! *beams at everyone*

Anonymous asked:

i wanna try to get into LightCannon. Do you know any fics you can recommend, maybe AUs?

Okay but be warned, I am bad at selling fics to people:

  • Ill-Omen's Light - A Post-Season 1 Arcane Fic. Basically what if Lux becomes a part of Jinx's story in Arcane. I'd say it's pretty much an AU because the likelihood of Lux and Lightcannon in Arcane is unlikely. 😩It a great continuation of act 3 that throws in some new champs and Lightcannon so what's not to love?
  • I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning - College Au ft. good college student Lux and biker chick Jinx.
  • Burn Like Mad Kisses - Elden Ring Au with a tarnished Lux, I recommend Calchexxis in general bc they do some great lightcannon aus, especially their college ones.
  • Welcome to Demacia - A Canon Divergence au Homophobia TW, there are a lot of Lightcannon fics set in Piltover & Zaun so this one is interesting based on the fact we're in Demacia on Lux's turf so to speak. This is a meet-the-parents fic that deals with Homophobia in Lux's family but is also full of Lightcannon fluff, Jinx jinxing and some Demacia world-building and also a happy ending dw.
  • My Obsession Rides a Motorcycle Named Pow-Pow - High School Au with goody-two-shoes popular student Lux and bicker bad-girl Jinx. Also very smut-y. 👍
  • StarCall Log - Star Guardians. Set during the Burning Bright music video just after Jinx briefly leaves the team.
  • Hot Chocolate and Marshmallows - Star Guardians, not really any Star Guardian stuff in the fic to speak of though, it's mostly just cosy winter themed domestic fluff.
  • Do Not Go Gentle - Star Guardians fic with more Star Guardian stuff. Magical girl shenanigans and love confessions topped with childhood friends to lovers.
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We need to talk about female toxicity in the "LGBT community". I refuse to sing Kumbaya with women who behave like spoiled children.

I'm tired of lesbians speaking over gay men. I'm tired of bisexual women speaking over bisexual men. I'm tired of trans women speaking over trans men. I'm tired of women speaking over men.

You people need to learn that the world does not revolve around you.

Never respect men under any circumstances and also kick them

Really living up to that blog name, aren't you?

Hope you didn't shit your pants straining to come up with that one

You act like a brat, you get treated like one.

Go sit in the corner so the adults can talk.

Play in traffic

We need to talk about female toxicity in the "LGBT community". I refuse to sing Kumbaya with women who behave like spoiled children.

I'm tired of lesbians speaking over gay men. I'm tired of bisexual women speaking over bisexual men. I'm tired of trans women speaking over trans men. I'm tired of women speaking over men.

You people need to learn that the world does not revolve around you.

Never respect men under any circumstances and also kick them

Really living up to that blog name, aren't you?

Hope you didn't shit your pants straining to come up with that one

Maybe dont be sexist then?

Also the "female toxicity" OP mentioned is misandry. They hate men or treat them badly, not because they like other men, but because theyre male. Misandry is socially acceptable and has very real consequences.

Good lol

the occult implications of large parts of modern society being okay with "pleather" and "vegan leather" (plastics and micro plastics existing everywhere from placentas to the bottom of the ocean), rather than using the skins of animals who will ultimately die no matter what we do

a sizable amount of people are so unable to cope with the process of life and death, even that of a cow, that they'd knowingly poison their bodies and help poison the earth with fuckin' Forever Trash so they can feel like their hands are clean. wack

You're all so fucking stupid

We need to talk about female toxicity in the "LGBT community". I refuse to sing Kumbaya with women who behave like spoiled children.

I'm tired of lesbians speaking over gay men. I'm tired of bisexual women speaking over bisexual men. I'm tired of trans women speaking over trans men. I'm tired of women speaking over men.

You people need to learn that the world does not revolve around you.

Never respect men under any circumstances and also kick them

Really living up to that blog name, aren't you?

Hope you didn't shit your pants straining to come up with that one

We need to talk about female toxicity in the "LGBT community". I refuse to sing Kumbaya with women who behave like spoiled children.

I'm tired of lesbians speaking over gay men. I'm tired of bisexual women speaking over bisexual men. I'm tired of trans women speaking over trans men. I'm tired of women speaking over men.

You people need to learn that the world does not revolve around you.

Never respect men under any circumstances and also kick them

ABBY & HARPER in HAPPIEST SEASON

Can’t believe y'all wanted them to break up so Abby could get with a woman she knew for 10 seconds. A woman she literally spent her whole time with talking about Harper.

Yes Aubrey Plaza is hot but come on lmao

“I was once disappointed that I wasn't able to see an orca performing at an aquarium I was visiting, I once bet on horses with friends, and I once ate animal products every single day. But once I went vegan, everything changed.

Your perspective on the world radically shifts, as if a blindfold has been removed. Suddenly everything looks different, and suddenly, there seems to be suffering everywhere you look.

Perhaps the most difficult, and most challenging part of this is the sudden realisation that your friends and family are taking part in this suffering, and are in fact paying for it to continue.

But although the reality of the truth can be harder than the comfort of the lie, it is through this realisation that we can actually create a kind of world where we don't need to hide behind a lie to feel comfortable.”

Earthling Ed