Miss Officer and Mr. Truffles (Canceled)

Well gang it's been a tough week for The Farting Empath

That's what I'm here for.

Chair but its legs turn to mush when you touch it

Where do the baltimore girls hang out at?

baltimore

whenever people are like "this is already fascism!!" guys you know the weimar government suppressed left wing protests too way before the fascism got started

All time tweet

I like how all these "Jewishlivesmatterr", "stopantisemitism" "freepalestinefromhamas" blogs are just flat-out racists

Amazing

Oh i got one to add

It just got worse from there but you get the point

Least genocidal lib zionist

"they love it when we murder them, actually this whole genocide is sort of just us doing them a favor, really..."

bought an item on etsy and the store shut down and disappeared the second i got the package in the mail. classic cursed object story but instead of a cursed object its a skyrim shirt

and by the divines i will be prepared

we have an extremely good american name in this manga: travis augusto. travis the scientist

tucker

Tucker Augusto, cousin of Dale Octavius

objects you would see in homestar runner

Oh honey. Oh sweetie.

He'd be dead if Trump were president.

Does tumblr grant you one of those stupid badges next to your name every time you talk like a sanctimonious fucking moron?

What you don’t understand is that every one of the $30 billion dollars that goes to President Biden’s Safer America plan is infused with his loving magic, bestowed upon him by the angels, that lightens police officers weight and force by 30%. This way when an officer slams a child into the ground and puts their knees in their back, it breaks much fewer ribs. Trump and his sorcerers are working on sinister magic to give cops super strength.