garak's boyfriend

gotta love odo. guy has all the tragic backstory of a wattpad protagonist- abandoned at birth for a quest, grew up horrifically experimented on in a lab, solves mysteries with the coolest woman alive- and he just,,, refuses to be interesting (affectionate). he has made a commitment to being the beigest not-man alive, micromanaging a strip-mall, and obsessing over a small-time smuggler/line-cook/bartender, and we love him for it

There they are

the boyest of bands

i personally find ziyal’s crush on garak to be really fucking funny. i love bitches with no gaydar and extreme daddy issues.

Everyone's always like I wanna live in the world of star trek, but lol, yeah RIGHT. You think you can handle klingon vulcan changeling romulan vorta breen orion cardassian pussy???

You think you can pull???

Who do you think you are, Quark???? You'll never be quark.

Get real. Keep dreaming, losers.

Absolutely in tears

a young spock in progress

these aos bitches don’t know what they’re missing out on. “spocks room was minimalist and not very showy” oh girly do i have some news for you. this bitch has the most dramatic room i stg

just realized i never showed this picture of content aware scaled picard flipping you off that i made to use as a discord emoji almost exactly a year ago. feel free to use it btw

I'm planning on getting a star trek tattoo in a few months time but I have zero idea what it should be

3, 4, 5, 6, 7

i love star trek. the absolute audacity to say "they're meant to be fuckable" and then cast jeffrey combs as the most prominent member of the species in the entire show. christ.

I think my favourite part of the ‘garak absolutely isnt a spy’ running joke is that he literally isn’t one

Please elaborate because I'm confused....is he not a spy because everyone thinks he is and therefore he's usefulness is limited...or is he not a spy because he had no one to spy for (which wouldn't stop him collecting secrets in anticipation of a highest bidder)...or is he not a spy because he's previous job was actually assassin/interrogator

Or is it all three

He literally doesn't have anyone to spy for. Every single Cardassian despises him even his own father. If he were to spy on anyone it would be for his own amusement but he's incapable of listening to someone and not butting in with his business