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Liz | she/her | 23|  💗  Chief Executive Andy Robinson Hornyposter | i have a hearse if that counts as a personality trait

the post is NOT cute. tumblr users actually only sexualize old men as a stress response during periods of acute psychological suffering. if you see your mutual suddenly reblogging posts about 'want[ing] to fuck that old man' and editing cat ears onto members of rock bands or actors from the 70s, or characters from prestige television, it may be time to reach out. in extreme cases, it might be time to consider putting them down.

it’s the little things

Image description: a purple-toned comic of a person driving a car, sighing: “Ugh… Monday morning and I’m already tired of this week.”

They approach a minivan with a rearview window sticker, going: “Hm?” before the next panel zooms in to reveal that the sticker says: “Milf'n ain’t easy!” The final panel shows the driver wheeze-laughing with joy. End description.

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………