rip to Ann Mary Deacon but I'm different

My drink 😋👍

I went to star trek world and quark gave me this it's called andorian slutwine

I once told my mother I had an old soul bc all I want to do is lie in a patch of sunlight like an elderly dog and she responded "I dont think you have an old soul, I think you're depressed"

me when i remember it all

the post is NOT cute. tumblr users actually only sexualize old men as a stress response during periods of acute psychological suffering. if you see your mutual suddenly reblogging posts about 'want[ing] to fuck that old man' and editing cat ears onto members of rock bands or actors from the 70s, or characters from prestige television, it may be time to reach out. in extreme cases, it might be time to consider putting them down.

Utopia

rainbow dash bars

it’s the little things

Image description: a purple-toned comic of a person driving a car, sighing: “Ugh… Monday morning and I’m already tired of this week.”

They approach a minivan with a rearview window sticker, going: “Hm?” before the next panel zooms in to reveal that the sticker says: “Milf'n ain’t easy!” The final panel shows the driver wheeze-laughing with joy. End description.

I don't think this guy knows what an equation is.

I regret posting this because every time it gets a note I'm reminded of its existence.

I have one even more powerful for him:

Imagine where we can get with Blockchain-based AIs!

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

Jller by Benjamin Maus and Prokop Bartonicek - a kinetic artwork that sorts thousands of random river stones by age

they made an autistic robot

arent most robots autistic

happy pride month to this post specifically

VINYL SCRATCH nonbinary icons :D

Happy Pride!

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

You can detox from social media and still use tumblr the same way some people can be sober and still smoke weed you just have to use it therapeutically

Look at me, joyous and smiling *gets hit by

fine i'll do the meme but only because it was literally made for them specifically