just had a flashback to me in 3rd grade absolutely blissed out just staring at this pic

I do love that ferengi are chiefly insectivores it's such a fun species trait. like YES these guys eat bugs!!! grubs and worms specifically!! their hearing probably developed in acuity so they could listen and hunt for underground crawlies!

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

a customer said “earl gay” instead of “earl grey” and my lizard brain reacted fast enough to say “that’s what they call me in England”

HAPPY CAPTAIN PICARD DAY!!!

Captain Picard Day is celebrated on June 16th because it is the equivalent date to Stardate 47457.1, mentioned in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode entitled The Pegasus. In that episode, Captain Picard Day is an occasion for the Enterprise to host schoolchildren and show them what Starfleet is like.

HAPPY CAPTAIN PICARD DAY!!!!!!!

[Image description: a screencap from Star Trek: The Next Generation showing Picard standing up against a beige fabric background with stars imprinted on it. Picard is looking down as he rubs the back of his head with one hand, above him are the words, “Captain Picard Day” in a mixture of uppercase and lowercase handwriting styled like children’s handwriting. There’s a painting of an orange planet with a purple ring around it in the top left corner, a yellow star above the C in Picard, and a yellow spiral above the word day.

/end image description]

Somebody draw LeafPool like this

Butch Leafpool now and forever

Toucan: “that there just ain’t natural”

A little brown bunny was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep

can u pls leave the discussions to the scholars

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

craziest shit i've read in a long time

The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

get verbed nounboy

sports classification

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oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch