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people are cowards about fantasy settings and not including some things in em. I get the aversion to not wanting too modern of tech, however dwarves would invent and fucking love metal folding chairs

They invented them as a weapon first then later discovered their use as a seating option

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Not that that isn’t funny, but consider this:

Everything built by every other species is always *too high*. So they had to invent a small, portable folding ladder in order to avoid the embarrassment of having to ask for help.

Which was metal, obviously, for strength and durability and making it useful as an impromptu clubbing weapon.

And then one dwarf looked at his ladder one day, and thought “y’know, if I put a seat on this, it could do *three* things,”

Carrying around a folding chair would become a symbol of ambassador dwarves or adventurer dwarves. Some might even dispense of traditional weaponry since the folding chair is multi-use and doing so lightens packs

“My dad wanted me to bring an axe,” the young dwarf says. They rolls their eyes, adjusting the strap of their folding chair along their back. The sunlight gleams off its reinforced back. “Like, get with the times, you know?”

y’all want some cool, muslim-made, modest fashion ideas for your hijabi characters?

absolutely nobody asked but here, have them anyway (all via the Islamic Fashion Institute):

Session 2 of the campaign. Ft substance abuse and my bassist holding my cat

reasons to not level up your HP stat ever

1: if you level up attack instead you can kill the enemy fast enough so you don’t lose HP at all because the person who wants to hurt you is dead

2: if you level up agility/dexterity you can just dodge everything which means you don’t need an HP stat above 1 since you don’t get hit at all

3: if you get hurt you can die faster (and if you got hit at all that means you didn’t level up the right stats/didn’t level them enough so you should get back to character creation right away anyways)