guy who’s terrible at sucking dick but he had a bad childhood so you have to grade on a curve because otherwise you’d make him sad and he’s already had a hard enough life
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a guy who likes yaoi thats freaking awesome
The democratic party before choosing Biden
This crumbum on the r/narcolepsy board was like "what does a sleep attack feel like? I don't have them... All I have is this like sudden wave of tiredness that I can't fight off where it hurts to stay awake"
Girl you are being attacked by sleep.
i no longer identify as a trans man. i now identify as a cis man. thank you for understanding
Remember The Blind Side starring Sandra Bullock? The movie showed how a kid who had an extremely rough upbringing got help from the family of a school friend, found success in football and ultimately ended up being adopted by the family. Turns out he was never adopted.
Michael Oher says that he was tricked by the Tuohy family into signing documents that made them his conservators. Since he was already 18 at the time the family told him, “that it means pretty much the exact same thing as 'adoptive parents,' but that the laws were just written in a way that took [his] age into account.”
Oher also says that papers were signed so that his story and likeness were given away for free to use in The Blind Side. He also never got a single royalty check for the hugely successful, Oscar nominated film in the 14 years since its release.
It just continues to baffle me that they essentially purchased a young Black man's life to make football money off of, like buying a racing horse, except a person. Like, I don't know how else to say it. And then made everyone think it was something wonderful they did to "save" an "impoverished, Black boy", and he's been saying it for years to no avail that they took advantage of him!
the funniest thing about that post thats like "i have never seen a villain get as much hate as louie from pikmin" is that he's not even an antagonist he's just a despicable little man
PSA!!!!
If there is a female character in a piece of media that is intentionally written to be annoying, it is your MORAL IMPERATIVE for her to be your favorite and for you to defend her with your life and honor at risk
After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level
For the last time. A bear is a FAT hairy man. FAT. FAT. Say it with me because it's not a bad word. Bears are fat men. Stop showing me dehydrated and muscular hairy white men. That is not a bear. That is some generic white guy I don't want to look at. Give me real bears or give me death.
