Poster of Veritable Cardboard Smut

@gandalfsbignaturals / gandalfsbignaturals.tumblr.com

roxy pop☆90's kid☆she/her queer girltwink with a juicy ass and juicier opinions

nerds are all "acab" and "be gay do crime" until you write a fanfiction they don't like, then they try to narc on you to the literal feds

proship-kai

you can't say ACAB if what you really mean is you want you and your buddies to be the cops

Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr fake etymologist

Did you know that when people say "hey dial it down" that's a reference to the old days of the internet when you'd "dial up" to get online and "dial down" to get off and touch grass

When you say you're a "fan" of something it's because you "make it cool"

Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr etymology fact checker

You're gonna tell everyone I'm correct about everything right? *venmos you $30* *venmos you $50*

Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr investigative reporter focusing on etymology fact checking fraud

[calling my cousin in the mafia] Hey remember when you said you owe me one

I’m not going to lie, I misread the opening post and was very confused at the lack of fake bug facts.  Anyone want a promising new career?