alright ok. people have been asking me to upload more of my music, so i collected some of my finished stuff and uploaded them in unmastered form to soundcloud! im looking to release something more official and polished later in the year, but for now...

here is roxy pop's first release, Tiny Adventures!

Tiny Adventures is now available on Bandcamp!! go listen and download if you haven't <3

monster mouth rainbow (sort of) hopefully I get enough eventually so that I can do a 'colors of the sky' post lol. all commissions! if you'd like your own, check out my website.

Join my new Monster Mouth Sticker Club or consider supporting me on Patreon!

calliope is so cUte I lUv her ^u^

nerds are all "acab" and "be gay do crime" until you write a fanfiction they don't like, then they try to narc on you to the literal feds

you can't say ACAB if what you really mean is you want you and your buddies to be the cops

Pacifism

Without warriors there can be no war.

Artist: Eric Peterson TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

You people are insane. I’m going to Arby;s

Happy lesbian visibility day with my favorite wlw ship to draw 🧡💗💕

Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr fake etymologist

Did you know that when people say "hey dial it down" that's a reference to the old days of the internet when you'd "dial up" to get online and "dial down" to get off and touch grass

When you say you're a "fan" of something it's because you "make it cool"

Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr etymology fact checker

You're gonna tell everyone I'm correct about everything right? *venmos you $30* *venmos you $50*

Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr investigative reporter focusing on etymology fact checking fraud

[calling my cousin in the mafia] Hey remember when you said you owe me one

I’m not going to lie, I misread the opening post and was very confused at the lack of fake bug facts.  Anyone want a promising new career?

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

*sees 2 notes* FUCK yes let's fucking GOOOO

Behemoth

Haters only hate me because they hate me

the age old question

Put your height in the tags

Ultimate Word Tournament!

貓 (Mandarin Chinese) māo [mɑʊ̯˥˥] a cat.

bingle (English, Baseball or Upside-Down Dialect) [ˈbɪŋgəl] In Baseball Dialect, a base hit. In Upside-Down Dialect (Australian English), a minor collision, especially between motor vehicles.

Bingle Propaganda

you can't do this to me

one two fuckle my shoe

The age of Gandalf big naturals is over. It is time for Nezarec big naturals.

TIMELESS CHRISTIAN SCRIPTURE TO JUMPSTART YOUR DAY

god 1:1

is this shit fuckin on or wwhat 😂