Geometry of the body by Lin Yung Cheng

i was got more flowers (~3hrs each)

the meaning here goes from one end to the other once you learn that its from an artfight profile

Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And It’s Just Played Completely Straight For Like Four Pages Like What

executive dysfunction in a nutshell

executive dysfunction in a nutshell

Tv tropes kinda sucks

I remember, in the Botw theorizing page, pre-release but post-last trailer, some guy argued that the game would have a dating aspect that would affect the gameplay. A FUCKING DATING ASPECT, LET ME REITERATE THAT YOU FUCKING CREEP. A DATING ASPECT WITH ACTUAL IMPACT. Needless to say, the person who wrote this was a fire emblem fan. Other awful theories just from the same page:

-After the FIRST trailer: the main character is Link and Zelda at the same time somehow. An alternate theory says that not only are they Link and Zelda, but also Ganondorf. You’d end up as either of each one depending on your “path”, and appatently being a completionist makes you evil. -You will meet Ganondorf for the first chronological time in the series. Again. -Majora/the happy mask salesman comes back (every fucking time, we have to say “OH MY LOOKS LIKE THIS THEORY WAS NOT TRUE WHAT A SURPRISE” YEAH BILLY ALL THAT FUCKING MAJORA PROMO STUFF WAS TO BE PROMOTIONAL OF THE FUCKIN REMAKE AND NOTHING ELSE) -The title will be “unicorn princess” -Now we’re getting into post-title reveal territory: this Link is the one from Ocarina because I can’t stop jacking off to a 19-year-old game -the infamous timeline merge theory, also made by 4chan. -the bird people are somehow not Rito -And my favourite: Link will get a fucking gun

I do not. Because this is a six year old post. Also this isn’t even his earliest incarnation in this timeline Ganondorf already fought at least two whole-ass Links before the botw flashback era. That theory remains dumb as hell and so do the rest of the theories presented here. The TotK ones might be even worse but I prioritize my mental health now so I’m not checking them out. Shut the fuck up

They really dum-diddly-did rehash Ganondorf’s origin story from Ocarina of Time though, neighborino, and put it right after the founding of Hyrule so yeah we are definitely seeing Ganondorf chronologically for the first time, again.

I’m not feeling the hostile vibes you’re giving though so imma dip. Peace.

Tv tropes kinda sucks

I remember, in the Botw theorizing page, pre-release but post-last trailer, some guy argued that the game would have a dating aspect that would affect the gameplay. A FUCKING DATING ASPECT, LET ME REITERATE THAT YOU FUCKING CREEP. A DATING ASPECT WITH ACTUAL IMPACT. Needless to say, the person who wrote this was a fire emblem fan. Other awful theories just from the same page:

-After the FIRST trailer: the main character is Link and Zelda at the same time somehow. An alternate theory says that not only are they Link and Zelda, but also Ganondorf. You’d end up as either of each one depending on your “path”, and appatently being a completionist makes you evil. -You will meet Ganondorf for the first chronological time in the series. Again. -Majora/the happy mask salesman comes back (every fucking time, we have to say “OH MY LOOKS LIKE THIS THEORY WAS NOT TRUE WHAT A SURPRISE” YEAH BILLY ALL THAT FUCKING MAJORA PROMO STUFF WAS TO BE PROMOTIONAL OF THE FUCKIN REMAKE AND NOTHING ELSE) -The title will be “unicorn princess” -Now we’re getting into post-title reveal territory: this Link is the one from Ocarina because I can’t stop jacking off to a 19-year-old game -the infamous timeline merge theory, also made by 4chan. -the bird people are somehow not Rito -And my favourite: Link will get a fucking gun

I do not. Because this is a six year old post. Also this isn’t even his earliest incarnation in this timeline Ganondorf already fought at least two whole-ass Links before the botw flashback era. That theory remains dumb as hell and so do the rest of the theories presented here. The TotK ones might be even worse but I prioritize my mental health now so I’m not checking them out. Shut the fuck up

Wasn't meant as a jab to you, more to "wow they actually did the dumb thing people predicted"

They really did rehash Ganondorf's origin story from Ocarina of Time, and put it right after the founding of Hyrule so yeah we are definitely seeing Ganondorf chronologically for the first time, again.

I didn't see the theory so dunno if that's what they meant. Saw your post because I was searching for pics of dorf's weird war unicorn he has.

did you know that nintendo 64 has over 64 video games?

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Hey there, long time no post!

I actually finished this piece a little while ago but I kind of forgot about it with my last uni course and life happening haha 😅 but since I've been replaying botw the last few weeks and with totk just around the corner I thought now was a nice time to share it with you all! ☺️

~(also I definitely am very normal about totk and absolutely not in any financial debt at all because of the collectors edition and OLED)~

stop believing that you ran out of time to shape yourself into who you want to be! stop believing that its ruined! stop believing you don’t have potential! you are not a fixed being! you have endless opportunities to grow.

Any time I feel the grip of anxiety that I’m too old or don’t have time to do something with my limited hours after work, I just remember the wisdom of the ancients:

I'm so glad a new generation of people is about to be introduced to the best aspect of Super Mario RPG; the fact that, for this one game, Mario is a shape-shifting mime. No, seriously. Nintendo wanted him to be a silent protagonist, but the nature of the plot requires him to occasionally communicate with others. Later games would solve this issue by having Mario speak in a gibberish language that everyone in-universe understands, but here? Mario just has to pantomime entire scenes for the benefit of others, and can apparently just full-on physically transform himself into anything while he does so. This ability is never used in any other context and nobody in universe thinks it's weird. They all just stand there nodding as Mario puts on a miniature three-act play in which he plays himself, Bowser, and Peach, quick-changing between parts so fast it puts Chinese opera performers to shame. It's just one part of the charming weirdness that Super Mario RPG is made of, but it is my favorite part.

In WarioWare: Get It Together, the "Don't Waste the Paste" microgame consists of the playable character squeezing toothpaste from a tube. As is traditional for WarioWare games, on higher difficulty levels, the toothpaste has a small chance to be replaced with an unexpected object, in this case a long dog or a long cat. Here are the graphics for the long animals, extracted from the game's files.

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GERARD DUBOIS Moby Dick

this is legendary because you as you go you see the photo itself and you’re “oh this is some symbolic / surrealist art” and then the TITLE hits you like a shotgun shell

In case you were unaware, Moby Dick is one of the foundational texts of cosmic horror. The White Whale is a god, maybe even The God. And Ahab Hates Him.

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.      

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me

i never want to see this ever again

this is one of the posts that tanked tumblr’s value

i genuinely do keep forgetting this… morshu is like a vocaloid to me

peace on earth……….