Rolling down the runway, we’ve reached the speed necessary for LIFT-OFF!

he ASCENDS

PLEASE THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE SEEN THIS THIS AFTERNOON.

what

I haven’t seen this at all.

Spam my inbox w/ hot chocolate i dare yall

It’s that time of year again

Merry Christmas!

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

I’m crying. 

i scheduled this a year ago..

I schedule this EVERY YEAR

@doublekaiju x)

hOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT

So THAT’S what a sloth sounds like

oh no thE ONE IN THE BASKET

it’s a literal representation of sound of how lazy they are and it’s great

I started crying when the basket peep appeared

I want to put that three-toed sloff with a mama cat to see if she recognizes it as a kitten.  It mews.

I don't know that I've ever seen someone make the Aardman Grimace in real life.

Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!

compare.

THIS is what I wanna see in our history books.

Highlight the injustice and inequality. Stop erasing it.

Don’t forget we have an INSTAGRAM

AND I’M PROUD OF IT

i love this 😂 this is 100% me lmao

This is so me lmao 🤣🤣

This movie has a 97% on Rotten Tomatoes. A friend and I are about to investigate ourselves. Will report back on whether or not the Cage renaissance continues

I don’t even have a witty retort, “Pig” is honestly just really good

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

Audio: Two guinea pigs munching away on broccoli. One of them picks up its broccoli and bonks the other on the head with it, with a cartoon sound effect

when u stand w ur hands Like That

rebolg if u agree

That face cats have when they’re very young and they look like they just woke up from a four hour nap,, yeah

This one

remember when guys genuinely got mad at girls for using the dog filter on snap and called them hoes

They are

ik ur not talking with an anime icon

These are skdhusjauxusn

i was looking at it on mobile and was extremely confused because i was reading that he had an anime profile picture but i couldnt tell what anime it was that would have this guy in it because to me the profile picture looked a bit like this

We are just two men running a business

Just two men

Kissing. That is okay. We are running a business

It’s all business.

Just Like the First Time.

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

How dare you say aces piss on the poor