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garbage blog for garbage people

@gammatrax

personal blog of gamma lyrae. if you were looking for my music you are in the wrong place. you may occasionally be subjected to casual or non-sexual nudity

Can you imagine if disco elysium had a fandom the size of supernatural’s. Actually don’t imagine that . That’s fucking scary

Imagine the chilling fear of blogging about something innocuous and having a disco elysium RP blog a la the silver spoon pony rp blog reblog it . Are you scared yet

You schlep your awful body towards the figure at the end of the hall. Feels like walking through molasses.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Heroic-Failure] — Say something sexy!

“Hey there, pretty lady. You ever wanted to sleep with a pathetic sack of man?”

no thank you officer

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Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

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Did you just know this

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twitter's in flames so i posted a cartoon butt over there and figured it's only fair to share with the rest of the class

was thinking about infighting and like. they all see us the same. from the wildest queerest fagdyke to a cis gay guy. we are the same to them. the weird queers are not like. ruining your precious community. we're a part of it

@ exclusionists:

Working at a movie theatre and a male coworker being like ugh all these guys being forced to dress as Ken for their girlfriends but every couple I see is just beautiful excited girls and their absolutely adoring boyfriends looking at them glowing in the sunlight from the theatre sunroof in the popcorn line and like

This is why you don't have a girlfriend man. Men in fact love and adore their partners wake up we love men sound in their masculinity

ok, now im convinced elon musk is doing this shit on purpose

"twitter" and "tweeting" is like a one in a million shooting star branding miracle, no other social media site has achieved that kinda ubiquity on the level of "google" or "photoshop". he just threw all that in the garbage for a generic name with a logo they can't protect

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Sometimes I feel like I'm missing out because my kinks aren't weirdly specific enough. The folks who get off on the most narrowly contrived scenarios always seem to be having the most fun.

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People are out there like "I'm a naughty little cube and I need you to tell me my axes of symmetry are cute and multifarious" and having a fantastic time with it, and I'm just over here sucking dick like an idiot.