Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

Tumblr actually has an auto clean function! Where the search function immediately forgets tags and posts making them un-findable

I laughed so hard I choked on saliva

my hungry ass could never work at a cemetery😋

I'm a survivor of the terror attacks who lived 4 blocks east of the World Trade Center. I lost my home that day, spent years homeless and destitute, and I carry a Zadroga Act diagnosis of 9/11-connected PTSD. If anyone who's doing this RP needs character coaching or if you need help with authentic scenarios, I'm available for consulting services at reasonable rates. DM me here or leave your number on the men's room wall at any leather bar and it'll get to me in 24 hours. Happy 9/11 y'all, and remember fireworks are unsafe and illegal in most jurisdictions.

So I found this, I don't know what to do with it, but it will certainly go in the FOX post. FOX News says Biden let the hurricane hilary into the country

im actually SOBBING this is so funny

joe biden is a storm god

somebody do a shitty jpeg edit of joe biden as a storm god ill love you forever

This makes it look like every time they had a child the curse slowly grew stronger until they were coming out fully cats

@identifying-cars-in-posts this one might be really hard but you've done fictional cars before

1996-2002 Chevrolet Express/GMC Savanna

Sound on

Awesome

Hi all! I have some unfortunate (but fortunate sort of) news to share.

I had just started my new job a few weeks ago but, unfortunately, I had to put in my two weeks notice last week due to being misgendered multiple times within the first two weeks of employment and many other large red flags.

The reply was "Nah, your last day is Friday" instead of honoring the two weeks notice.

This means I am back to being “out of work” for the time being and have already begun my hunt for a new job once again.

However, in the meantime that means we are back to MORE streams more regularly to help out with being out of work and also to enjoy more time with y’all.

That said, if you can donate to help us get through the month while I keep up the job hunt, it'd be very much appreciated!:

P@yPal: Paypal.me/kdinj Ca$hApp: $KdinJ Kofi: ko-fi.com/kdinjenzen

Peace and love today to you all my dears, darlings, and degenerates!

Currently 7 months unemployed and have been sending out 30-50 applications per week since I became unemployed.

Unemployment is running out in the next month.

Bills/Rent are around the corner again.

If you can help, it's much appreciated.

Hi. It's me again. Your local funny posting trans werewolf girl.

And that means update time! (and pinning this again) I currently have some freelance work that I'm doing that I'm HOPING will continue and help pay things going forward... but it's pretty low paying AND I still have no insurance to cover medical/HRT stuff.

HOWEVER I have no idea WHEN they are going to pay me and rent/bills are coming up fast!

So if you have some coin laying around that you could spare, I'd appreciate it!

I love you, Mr. Murderbritches.

I would die for Mr. Murderbritches

You will

He’ll do it personally

I love this site.

There's a reason the state starts by going after the people you refuse to respect

Fuckin iowa jesus christ. And fucking republicans in general

Please notice that the wording they use has shifted from "marriage between one man and one woman" to "marriage between one male and one female". This is not a coincidence. GCs and terfs have no excuse to not see the blood on their hands.

Cooking

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than 1/4 of your income.

Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.

After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.

The housing market is a fucking travesty.

Hmm what happened in the mid eighties....

Source

teetotailer

first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

This is Margaret when she opens that email

there's a lot happening right here

i, and i cannot stress this enough, fucking love tumblr

i learned that the Platypus stands out as one of the most unique and intriguing animals globally, brimming with contradictions and surprising features. Here are some astonishing contradictions and exceptional traits that will surely blow your mind:

What a weird animal. It's so weird that it's hilarious that when the first specimen was sent to England about 200 years ago, British scientists initially believed it to be a hoax, suspecting that someone had combined the beak of a duck with the body of an otter or beaver.

the platypus picture chosen is a dolll by the artist Yuliya Leonovich!

a real platypus looks like this

puggle

adult platypus

opera GX is wendys for bitcoin. to me

i just woke up but yknow??

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread