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@gamer-crow

Gamer and Sustainability Consultant/Crop Specialist. Vulture and collector of dead things. Peace Corps vet, Red Cross DAT. Monster lovers are safe here. Message me if you are 🏳️‍⚧️ and need to get to Colorado from any other state, there's a small group of allies here who can try to help you. This blog supports trans rights, Ukraine, freedom & liberty, and everyone except racial supremacists, fascists, antisemites, maps/pears/pedos, and Andrew Tate / Joanne Rowling wannabes.

Hey y'all,

We are seeing an increasing number of house fires this year, and almost all of them are in older homes which haven't had the electricity updated, or in mobile homes. Regardless of the type of home you live in, there are precautions you can take to prevent losing everything.

I just got back from a house fire that killed three pets, last week a child was severely injured, and also last week a single mom of 4 lost all of her children's clothes, toys, and furniture.

Please take the time to check your home for fire hazards.

  • Replace furnace filters on time. Check them regularly.
  • Check the batteries on your smoke detectors. If you do not have a smoke detector, contact your local American Red Cross office and set up a FREE install.
  • If you have pre-1980 wiring in your home, make sure it isn't overloaded by electronics. Unplug things you don't use regularly.
  • All heaters need space. Keep pets, kids, and flammable items at least 3 feet away from heating equipment (including paper, matches, bedding, furniture, clothing, carpets, rugs, etc.).
  • Never leave a fire unattended. This includes fireplaces, outdoor grills, outdoor fire pits, and candles.
  • I know I did this when I lived in a slum, but please don't ever use a stove or an oven to heat your home. It also increases the chances of injury to yourself, your pets, and your children.
  • And I know this sucks, but don't leave a portable space heater on when you leave the house OR when you sleep. Waking up to a fire lowers your chance of survival.
  • Do not go near downed power lines.
  • If your power goes out, try to use flashlights instead of candles. If you have to use candles, use smaller ones like tealights with a 2-hour flame and keep them a minimum of 2 feet away from anything that can catch fire, especially blankets and curtains.
  • If you use candles, blow them out when you leave a room.
  • If there is an electrical storm, unplug sensitive electronics.
  • Please get a carbon monoxide detector. CO is virtually undetectable until you're already poisoned. It can kill you in your sleep by depriving the body of oxygen. It is more likely to affect pets, children, and people who are lying down first because it sits lower in the air.
  • If you are renting from a slumlord: chances are higher that if a house fire occurs, they will blame you. Photograph the interior of your home once each winter to prove that you didnt overload outlets or keep the couch too close to a heater if a fire occurs, and provide this informstion ONLY tontyebfire department and your lawyer. Make sure you are doing what you can control to keep you and your family safe. Contact your local fire department for info regarding tenant rights during and after a fire in your county.
  • GET RENTERS INSURANCE. It is cheap, especially compared to the cost of everything you love in your home. Mine is $120 per year for $40k in coverage. The average that I've seen is $55-$150 per year. Shop around for the best rate in your area, it is 100% worth it. After getting the insurance, document the serial numbers of every major electronic in your home. Gaming consoles, TV, blenders, laptops, and even your phone. There is no guarantee your phone will make it outside with you during a fire.

Please keep yourself and your family safe this winter.

If a house fire does occur, even if you have a place to stay while recovering, please call your local Red Cross. You may be eligible for financial assistance, medical and spiritual care, and mental health care. A Disaster Action Team member will contact you and get your case opened and get you started on your recovery, likely with financial assistance, and a case worker will follow up shortly after.

We can also help replace medical equipment, prescriptions, disability aids (including glasses, compression socks, and wheelchairs), and overnight necessities like toothpaste and deodorant.

If you or someone you know has suffered a disaster like a home fire, please contact the Red Cross.

(800) 773-2767

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joe biden appoints weird bug to be in charge of the night time is one of my all time fav images ever

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legitimately this will never get old to me i laugh every time i see it and i think about it several times a week

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no it’s real

[Begin video ID:

Someone driving a car pulls up to a McDonalds drive-thru in Germany. The intercom podium reads “[handwritten script] Wilkommen bei [McDonalds “M”] [typed script] ich liebe es] (translation: Welcome to [McDonalds “M”] I’m loving it)

transcript of conversation:

Driver: Hallo

Employee: Hallo

Driver: Guten Sie English? (Is your English good?)

Employee: Yes

Driver: Stahbiell. Ich bekomm bitte einmal ein Doublepack menu. (Cool. I’ll have a [menu item], please.)

Employee, in heavy German accent: I don’t understand German.

End ID]

One of the worst parts of current internet culture is that it makes good old fashioned complaining so difficult. I don’t wanna cancel anyone or bully anyone, I’m not trying to form a hate mob I’m not calling anyone out, i just wanna bitch about something. Because complaining is fun, good for you, even. Is that too much to ask? Where is the room for shooting the shit?

Not every complaint is a call to arms. Sometimes, it's a bullshit session where we can bond over mutual hatred.

All hope is not lost

He's done a lot of good for this country, albeit quietly. He's been in politics a long time. He knows how to move softly and carry a big stick. He knows how to negotiate and move through the proper channels.

If you haven't already, I recommend subscribing to emails from the Dept of Education. Every week I receive at least three emails about some kind of achievement this administration has made within the DoE, both nationally and with individual institutions. And this is just one part of his administration.

Willful ignorance is ammo given to the unjust. Choose to be educated instead.

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

PSA: bot comments are taking over ao3

The above examples have been provided with the authors' permission to demonstrate what these look like.

Basic rundown:

  • They are all 3 sentences long
  • Perfect grammar, capitalization, and punctuation
  • Like absolutely flawless English teacher-style writing with only a single exclamation mark, ever
  • No mentions whatsoever of character names, settings, situations, or anything that could be tied to the story
  • The usernames may be identical to people who exist on ao3, but the name is not clickable, and no profile is associated with it EXCEPT when you directly search for that name. What this means: the comments come from an unregistered (not logged in) reader, bots scrape the site for real usernames, attach that to the comment, and post

Please spread the word about this so authors can filter comments and report them accordingly

There has been some speculation about why this is happening at all, and the best guess is that this is a feature that AI-training story-scraping tools are implementing to try and make their browsing traffic look legitimate

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image 1: a tweet from Sergio [flag of Libya] (@ SerajeddinR), timestamped 18:40 on 02 Mar 22

Thinking about the girl who said she wears her hijab inside her own house whenever her husband annoys her

image 2: a tumblr tag from ellie-tarts, who reblogged from professorsparklepants

#husand privileges REVOKED.

image 3: a tumblr tag, no source included

#ramadan mubarak to everyone but to this queen specifically

I worked with someone who did this, and that was how he knew he had done something wrong. He'd come home from work to see her hair covered and would visually deflate in a "what did I do NOW?" pose.

Most of the time it was trivial, and she did it as a joke, but there was one time that he, a white convert to Islam, made a big cultural mistake. She wore various hair coverings at all times when he was home for over nearly two weeks. He went to try and "gotcha!" her in the shower, and she was wearing a solid shower cap and hair pins. She was even wearing a bonnet to bed.

He got her back though. After they talked about it and worked everything out, he'd start wearing beard covers for shits and giggles, and wouldn't let her play with his beard because Allah didn't approve of her behavior.

I bet they are still together, revoking each other's hair privileges out of loving spite on a regular basis.