issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terrorist Ted "unabomber" Kaczynski. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to him"
"No one can love you until you love yourself" is like the worst possible way of articulating "if you don't respect and value yourself, it's very easy to become attracted to people who don't treat you right and then justify their mistreatment, so be careful."
i need ! !! to be ! !!! !! ! ! kissed ! !! !! ! !! and held!! !!! ! ! ! and !!!! !! kissed some more!! !! ! !!!
wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww
yuo cant say this during plague month
pride month. pharohs curse got me
Anonymous asked:
You sure talk about gays and illegial drugs a lot
Ma'am this is the weed and gay sex website
i NEED you all to see this instagram story i found while at work. i have no idea what’s going on here and frankly i prefer the mystery
i NEED you all to see this instagram story i found while at work. i have no idea what’s going on here and frankly i prefer the mystery
the biggest lie the weight loss industry ever sold us was the idea that the lower body fat % you have, the stronger and fitter you are. think about how stupid that is for a second. imagine explaining this concept to a caveman. he‘d just eat you for protein
Gug think easy kill thin hide with spear
not so fast, Gug. i just drank 10 green juice cleanse flights. after the bloody diarrhea passes, my weight will have dropped 50% and i’ll have ingested enough fruit sugars to kill a horse - and kill a horse i will.
Gug respect and fear shaman. Gug fear what gug not understand.
that’s right, bitch
homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time
the devil saying take melatonin and read before bed and Jesus saying my child will get drunk and drop his phone again
“uwu it’s ok if you don’t want to read classics uwu reading should be fun!!!!” WRONG go work in the mines