broooo I can’t stand myself sometimes why am I so MEAN
this is one of my favorite english words. and what i aim to become.
can someone help me become an uxorious poster
Anonymous asked:
warlock is to witch as wizard is to ___ ?
These aren't really meaningful terms outside of specific sorts of historical discussions. There's just magic and people who practice it.
*authoritative reddit guy voice* warlock is actually just a cooler wizard. Their robes are flashier, they go a bit more creative with the hat design, and they do like, ACTUAL fireball attacks. Wizards just heat up the air and push it forward with a false current. It kinda burns but it's not really that bad lol. (Source: a kid at my college is a wizard and i best his ass for trying to enchant my gf (19, F) and his spells didn't even really hurt that much lol)
*my cursed eye begins to throb* augh fuck! Run! My wizard powers are becoming warlock powers!! There's no telling...what I might do.... Aurrugugua
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
a customer said “earl gay” instead of “earl grey” and my lizard brain reacted fast enough to say “that’s what they call me in England”
I’m selling nudes again this month cause I have a lot of traveling to do and gas is ESSPENSIVE
so if you have any interest in that shoot me a message and we can get funky
i’m about to start peeing and throwing up and bashing my head into walls i just wanna be at colossal NOW
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IN TEARS get my boy OUT of there
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get in bestie we’re trying out new things even though we’re scared
Anonymous asked:
literally thought shitty game gollum was in front of a lesbian pride flag in ur icon at first my goodness
Excitedly announcing my headcanons for a lesbian Gollum only for every lesbian who follows me to reply going "No... no thank you"
Sapphic Sméagol
[Nodding wisely] Sapphic Smeagol
Building my hamster a whole metroidvania for him to suddenly die in
youre not allowed to come in its for hamsters
She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three
When my hot wrestler wife leaves me
Oh wrong post
No stay in this space with me
terfs being the true feminist icons of the world by fighting to imply women aren’t people