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absolutely butthole wrenching

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terrorist Ted "unabomber" Kaczynski. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to him"

"No one can love you until you love yourself" is like the worst possible way of articulating "if you don't respect and value yourself, it's very easy to become attracted to people who don't treat you right and then justify their mistreatment, so be careful."

i NEED you all to see this instagram story i found while at work. i have no idea what’s going on here and frankly i prefer the mystery

the biggest lie the weight loss industry ever sold us was the idea that the lower body fat % you have, the stronger and fitter you are. think about how stupid that is for a second. imagine explaining this concept to a caveman. he‘d just eat you for protein

Gug think easy kill thin hide with spear

not so fast, Gug. i just drank 10 green juice cleanse flights. after the bloody diarrhea passes, my weight will have dropped 50% and i’ll have ingested enough fruit sugars to kill a horse - and kill a horse i will.

Gug respect and fear shaman. Gug fear what gug not understand.

that’s right, bitch

the devil saying take melatonin and read before bed and Jesus saying my child will get drunk and drop his phone again