Shit City

I would be unstoppable if not for the problems

Bear was not a huge fan of her daughter Pear when the two first met. maternal instinct has been bred out of domestic Coturnix quail, so Bear was quite suspicious of this mysterious peeping bundle!

when Pear grew up (4 weeks later) the two eventually found some common ground in their shared attributes of roundness and brownness and would spend most of their time together. Pear ended up larger than her mother but inherited her gentle disposition and love of sitting around staring blankly into space

I think what really makes Over The Garden Wall stick in my brain boils down to how it says, "despair is a liar and not nearly as powerful as it pretends"

the show's climax is weighty and good for a lot of reasons (big fan of how pathetic the Beast looks in the moment we see it in the light) but the bit with the lantern is my favourite. You kill the Beast by doing the thing it said would destroy you! If you chain yourself to what it says is necessary, you'll never get free! You have to risk total ruin, look into the darkness and then you can kill it!

quick sketch with my dear daughter 🐤

comissions are open!

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

Huevember

Day 6 - Pumpkin

i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy

Me and my handful of broken twigs

the best part of the breath attack is definitely when the dragon increase the intensity after a couple seconds and the flame goes from red-orange to blue or even white. the second best part is the cute snap-crackle when the dragon is preparing to ignite

if you think a dragon failing to ignite its breath attack after snap-crackling for like half a minute is cute you are a bad person

there is a deep wickedness in your heart and you clearly want the dragon to give you head

make it sizzle princess

Ahem. In terms of flame color, white comes before blue, not after.

the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

I really appreciate being shown part of the eating. It really makes it feel more like food than arcane high art far beyond mortal hands

Shes so real. She gets it.

Когда хозяин где-то шарахается, а ты дома один.Нечёсаный. Неглаженый. Нецелованный….

“When the master is gallivanting about somewhere, while you’re home alone. Unbrushed. Unpetted. Unkissed….”

most common household invertebrates originate from caves so it's not that weird that this was done by T. domestica of all things but it's still incredibly funny. are you telling me the guy who lives behind the furniture could do this if i got him a few friends

"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy

see? simple as

me in the pokemon universe: Hey i noticed your meowth speaking full human english earlier. Does that mean it can consent

james: what the- what a horrible question! why would you ask such a thing?!

jesse: Yes

meowth: meeowth! that's right!

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

this is how many pillows I want

Where does the you go. In this scenario

? what do u mean

Ah another fan of the classic children's roleplay, "neolithic burial"

yeah u get it