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Marvel is a bitch

Infinity war: *kills off everyone*

Endgame: now wait just a diddly darn hootin hollerin rootin tootin minute, we’re back to screw you fuckers over a second time

Not like I needed my heart anyway

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askdiscordwhooves

Being a pony gets on the nerves after a while. It’s bad enough having to save ungrateful, stupid, weak little humans all the time, and NOW I’m expected to save a bunch of brainless farm animals?

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gallifrayianprofessor-blog

Scrolled all the way to the first one. Uuggggh I’m gonna have a cramp in my thumb for days haha

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Thank you clam man

Reblog the encouraging clam man to boost someone’s motivation. You know you wanna.

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chrxs-art

encouraging clam man is always there for me in my time of need. may he be there in yours as well.

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Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

  • Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑
  • Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta
  • Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
  • Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories
  • Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone
  • Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better
  • Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen
  • Slime Road - bet you can’t hit the bullseye ⚾️
  • Hempire - become a plant mogul
  • Go Escape - FREEDOM!
  • Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun
  • Go Fish - win trophies by catching hella fish
  • Hotspot Shield - free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters
  • Betternet - free VPN like Hotspot, try both and see which you prefer
  • Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire
  • Police Pursuit - show off your driving skills and escape the cops
  • Ball Blast - Just shoot the balls. Simple right? ;)
  • Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗
  • Looper - tap on the beat!
  • Dodgeball Duel - fast paced dodgeball game!
  • 1Q - get paid to answer simple questions
  • Grass Cut - cutting the grass is surprisingly satisfying
  • Crowd City - Become the popular kid in town by running around 
  • Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon
  • Hoop Smash - tap to smash!
  • Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard
  • Paper - can you conquer all the territory and win?
  • Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer
  • Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets
  • Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds
  • Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus
  • Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe
  • Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game
  • Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing
  • Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports
  • Hole - fuck up a city muahaha
  • Dosh - get paid to shop
  • Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
  • Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉