thank you spongebob

and women

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

“you are doing some cocomelon shit to me” is one of the greatest word combinations in recent memory

i have got to conduct some google searches

my homunculus just wasted like $60 in ink printing out all these fucking soyjack edits of me. how about 'that feel when i dont feed you for a week' you little asshole

"Rail only works over short distances" is one of the most detached from reality carbrain statements I've ever read. Rail is objectively, demonstrably better to cover long distances than it is to cover short distances. Car culture legitimately gives you some kind of brain fungus.

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

when the swiss are done hogging the large hadron collider i also have some important experiments to run

Let's play Hangman

________ ____

8 letters, 4 letters go

Hfyffhvhjgfh This was actually it but im pivoting because I didn't think anyone would get it so fast

__e_____ _____

8 letters, 5 letters

i love you gar.... my best friend gar

you will fall in love with the gar

tags by @sharkiethedork

i love men that know when to just shut their fucking mouth

i’ve never met one

but i love the concept

but if I guy said this about a girl ??? ? ??

but if a mouse said this about a kia sorento ??? ? ??

gender affirming problematic sex with my canncelled wife

its not funny how chips and salsa can never sate your hunger for chips and salsa. you just keep eating and eating and it doesnt stop until the chips or salsa is depleted. i theorize one could eat chips and salsa forever

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