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The types of weed users based on their primary form of use

People who dab: impatient, angry, eat-hot-chips-and-lie type of person, the girl at parties who pick fights, has dyed hair.

People who smoke flower: likes lofi music, wears skirts, wants to be a hippy, secretly a mythical creature, slow, everything is a ritual.

People who use those little vape pens: 20 something tourists who think it's cool to smoke right there on the sidewalk of a shopping mall and addicts.

People who use edibles: if it's not because of lung issues it's because they think they're holier in the eyes of the weed gods, probably likes industrial music, clown people. Adores Ghibli.

People who say "it all makes me feel the same": boring, likes doing the same things over and over, hates Ghibli

People who only do sativa: always has munchies and snacks, comes up with the dumb things y'all will do today, cannot be trusted with anything important don't listen to them even when they swear they'll remember.

People who use only indica: stereotypical stoner who wears baggy jeans and a beanie with a weed leaf on it, complains about not wanting to do anything and never has money for snacks.

People who only do hybrid: the most indecisive, well meaning, doesn't know the original names of strains they just like the weird names.

Ointment/CBD users: usually people with disorders and diseases, typically are either retail workers with sore feet and medical users.

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greek myth is such a grab bag because sometimes you get deep and powerful stories about the nature of humanity and the relationship between mortals and gods but then sometimes you get a story about a guy who got hit in the face with a frisbee so hard he died

The signs as iggy azalea rap lyrics

Aries: ‘spit pa panzerpapa’

Taurus: ‘bomabino ban bomba co’

Gemini: ‘shvip bip forgluk schmen’

Cancer: ‘About three things i was absolutley positive: 

First, Edward was a vampire. 

Second, there was a part of him- and i didn’t know how dominant that part might be- that thirsted for my blood. 

And third; i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.’

Leo: ‘shlapah lippa boppity bop’

Virgo: ‘winauwwinauwanuin winana’

Libra: ‘twista ta blopa mana asa’

Scorpio: ‘swingmahjoin bushbojay’

Sagittarius: ‘housocoll gatzuzezum housocol’

Capricorn: ‘wunowaytwain goshizamasa’

Aquarius: ‘mozobekfasher fasher pashtbasher nalonka donk’

Pisces: ‘schlip schlop babatoop’

Anonymous asked:

ok... cis male, tall and lanky, brown hair that i always hide under my hat (i don't leave anywhere without it!), italian/japanese, kind of a nervous wreck, terrified of ghosts and my fav color is green!

aw omg would date u sound adorable

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my goal in life is to be as cool as nick from jimmy neutron  

he looks like a mexican sasuke