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lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

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“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

can you add this quote to the list? i feel it deserves a mention

When someone leaves your life, those exits… are… not made equal. Some are beautiful, and poetic, and satisfying. Others are… abrupt and unfair, but most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy. ~Griffin Mcelroy

THE SPY KIDS QUOTE IS FROM SPY KIDS 2

in much more interesting news, today at work I got to explore an abandoned 500-year-old castle, seized by the state because of the owner's massive tax evasion

we spent an hour and half going all over the grounds, I'd never felt so #urbex

just want to point out that we found this door at one point

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A majestic view of a rain-laden cloud blasting hard.  When many clouds gather in the sky in this way and their waters fall like this in the same place, here a phenomenon we call the Flood is formed.-

why do so many animated hugs look like the coldest, most uncomfortable embraces ever?

two people in a cartoon: *hug*

me:

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Meanwhile, Stuido Ghibli:

now THATS a hug!!! look at the movement!! look at the the arms and the closeness!!!!!

Can we make this a Studio Ghibli hugs appreciation post?

Like this one! The joy!! The pure happiness and delight!!!

yes yes yes

ALSO

If you pay attention to the Ghibli scenes, and also to some good American animation hugs, like this:

You’re going to notice real human hugs don’t work like that.

(“Gems are aliens blah blah” they’re humanoid, deal.)

Pearl’s arms are WAY TOO LONG, in anatomical-accuracy terms. (And Garnet’s are just fucking ridiculous.) Amethyst’s arm briefly loses its bones. Pop back up to that spinny hug from what I think is Kiki’s Delivery Service, and you’ll notice the same thing about the boy’s arms on both counts. Because that split second of inaccuracy tricks the eye, and helps you see the hug better! It doesn’t matter that Pearl’s arms are too long. It doesn’t matter that the boy’s elbows very very very briefly bend backward. What happens is this amazing conspiracy between animators and your eyes, so what they draw is “inaccurate” for a couple frames but your eyes see it as “BIG squish! Good hugs! Emotions, yes!” Even once you know it’s there, it’s hard to spot. And to be clear, this is NOT AN ERROR—it’s animators using the fluidity of 2D animation to show you something.

3D animators can do this, but it’s tougher because if you breathe wrong the render will just….destroy itself. I think it was Frozen where there’s an outtake of a walk cycle that just decides, randomly, to turn into a Picasso painting because an animator tried to make the character do something tiny like blinking. And this is because Computers Are Like That Sometimes. (Ask video game devs. 999 times out of 1000, when you’re like “huh! Why is there a random static tomato out-of-bounds here?” a member of the dev team will be like “yeah it put itself there and every time we tried to take out the tomato the program crashed so we just said fuck it and left it there.”) Sometimes there just is no good way to make a 3D-rendered hug look real because trying to make the renders squish instead makes the renders look like eldritch horrors.

So you have multiple people trying to coordinate something that is FINICKY BULLSHIT and then you add computers, which are MORE FINICKY BULLSHIT, and then you add the fact that it’s semi-realistic and a lot of the conventions of 2D animation just won’t work (would you accept a speed smear in Moana? Or would it take you out of the moment?), and then you have to make it look decent on top of that before you ever even start worrying about the beats of the scene?

Yeah.

TL;dr, I assure you THEY ARE TRYING.

can confirm all of this! it takes a lot of work from rigging, animation, and character effects (though that particular dept is called other things at other studios) to get all this right, and I imagine game devs don’t necessarily have the time or resources to get all the details down to where a hug can look as squishy and lovely as 2D (disclaimer: my experience is from feature anim, not games, so this is my best guess).

The ‘Forced Mentorship’ Plot: an exploration

  • AKA: writing is hard and I really like This Type of story
  • You know, stories like Soul, Brother Bear, Logan, Up, Stranger Things, Gravity Falls, etc.
  • The: “grumpy old man forced to work with a young person and slowly softens” ☺️

Alright folks, I’m learning some things I think you guys would benefit from knowing, especially if you are going to try to write a story like this!

So, to start out: Don’t do the story arc thing.

No. No, bad. It’s not as helpful for novel length stories, and it’s really easy to get things in the wrong place? Do you see how this person organized Finding Nemo? It’s completely off!

We’re using this, more,,, mountain range (?) plotline. Obviously, this isn’t the only sort of plot. But, most stories fit well in this, and it’s more helpful for a writer.

Most important are the False Hope and Low Point points, which the simpler arc doesn’t have. I’ll explain in better detail in a bit.

The Forced Mentorship Plot has a few additional points that make it specific to this type of story. I’ve got those additions in pink. You can click on it to read in detail. i know, it’s small.

So let’s look at some examples: I have,,, a bunch. I got excited. Disclaimer: I haven’t seen some of these in a bit, so some stuff might be a little vague, but you get the idea.

I know, I know that is way too much information. Let’s break it down.

The inciting incident:

  • Forced Mentorship stories force the old protagonist into a guardian-like with the young protagonist
  • Soul: joe dies and has to work with 22 to get an earth pass
  • Brother bear: kenai is turned into a bear and has to work with Koda to get to the mountain
  • Up: Carl’s house floats off to the wrong place, and Russel is on the porch. He has to work with Russel to get to Paradise Falls

Rising action

  • The characters have various adventures as they journey somewhere. Positive things work toward solving the problem
  • The FATAL FLAW of the older character will cause most of the problems, at the expense of the younger protagonist. For example: marlin refuses to take risks, and will not go through the scary trench. As a result, they run into jelly fish and Dory is hurt. Every short sighted decision that the older protagonist makes as the Older One, results in getting further from the goal, and hurting the younger person physically or emotionally

False hope

  • This is also called the Mid Point in the rising action. Here, older protagonist is introduced to a new Very positive element that seems like it is going to solve their problem.
  • Soul: they get to Moonwind. He has the elements set out to put them in their bodies.
  • Logan: they stay the night with a kind farmer and his family after a car accident, and things seem safe
  • Finding Nemo: the pelican knows Nemo!

Immediate Very bad consequence

  • This is the worst thing to happen so far in the story. The thing they thought would help is actually harmful. At this point, usually several bad things happen at once.
  • Up: muntz is evil and wants to kill the bird Kevin. Russel is upset at Carl
  • Soul: 22 runs off. Terry catches up to them
  • Logan: the bad guys catch up to them, Xavier is killed

Temporary escape and achieving the original goal

  • The protags will manage to get out of immediate danger, but at this point, the younger protagonist realizes they don’t want to go with the plan of the older protagonist any more, they strike out on their own. Meanwhile, the older protagonist finally gets what they wanted
  • Up: Russel leaves to get Kevin
  • Brother bear: Koda learns that Kenai killed his mother, and he runs off. Kenai starts up the mountain
  • Logan: they reach the border and Gabriela goes with the others cross the border
  • Finding Nemo: Marlin returns to the ocean, thinking his son is dead, and starts home, leaving Dory behind

Low Point

  • Older protagonist has what they wanted, but at the cost of their relationship with their new friend. They find this new life meaningless, actually
  • Soul: joe preforms and is unsatisfied after
  • Logan: he’s alone now, like he thought he needed to be
  • Up: Carl gets to Paradise Falls

Realization

  • older protagonist comes to a realization, prompted by a symbolic object previously introduced, and they choose to do the right thing, change their ways, and save the younger protagonist.
  • Their choice will cost the older protagonist everything, but they will give it willingly for the younger protagonist.
  • Soul: joe is inspired by 22’s collection of items every time she saw someone ‘jazzing’ and realizes that life isn’t about a ‘thing’ you do, but just living. He was wrong about 22
  • Brother Bear: kenai fights and sacrifices himself to save koda, who he loves.
  • Logan: Logan realizes it’s a trap and takes the serum to be stronger so he can save Gabriela, killing himself in the process.

There is a final big fight, but we’re not worried anymore. They are going to win. In the end, loose ends are tied, and the mentor becomes and Actual mentor to the young person

Some notes:

  • the older protagonist is different from the typical ‘mentor’ archetype in a few ways. The ‘mentor’ is the main character, not the young character. The story cannot go on once the older character is dead So, the mentor doesn’t die to ‘spur on’ the younger character. Like Obi-Wan, for example. Obi-Wan is not a forced mentor character. If he Was, the story would probably have to Start from his point of view, and End at his death, which would somehow fulfill his flaw.
  • Alright. So yeah, that’s my research on the Forced Mentorship sort of story.

Ok, so theres like 14 tugboats working on the Ever Given now and the tide is coming in. They MIGHT be able to refloat her today.

As a hilarious side note, THIS apparently happened on a highway in china this morning, which SEEMS like a joke but is apparently real:

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Every time I see a post about this boat something new appears. It’s been less than 3 days.

“Haha a boat got stuck and is causing traffic”

“Oh wow a tiny excavator is trying to dig it out that’s kind of funny”

“...the driver of the boat drew a dick before getting stuck. Nice”

“The boat got ITS dick stuck in the dirt and that’s what they’re digging out????”

“One of the boats thats stuck in traffic is an old Russian oil tanker that was marked as a warship accidentally????????? And it crashed into another boat????”

How is boat news so interesting how did I never know