Realest fucking tweet of 2014
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
Sophie and Howl
oh the nineties
i know right that dress is terrible
I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS
SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND
this girl at my school wrote an article and i think you should read it
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Clues?
As I have gone alone in there And with my treasures bold, I can keep my secret where, And hint of riches new and old. Begin it where warm waters halt And take it in the canyon down, Not far, but too far to walk. Put in below the home of Brown. From there it’s no place for the meek, The end is ever drawing nigh; There’ll be no paddle up your creek, Just heavy loads and water high. If you’ve been wise and found the blaze, Look quickly down, your quest to cease, But tarry scant with marvel gaze, Just take the chest and go in peace. So why is it that I must go And leave my trove for all to seek? The answer I already know, I’ve done it tired, and now I’m weak. So hear me all and listen good, Your effort will be worth the cold. If you are brave and in the wood I give you title to the gold.
I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm
i was funny once but it was an accident
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."
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