BLUH BLUH
I'll never fully understand the meaning of tumblr
Look at how perfect smiley Ashton is
is this real
yes
tru friends ignore each other’s acne
I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.

Just a little blast from the past. Childhood nostalgia for girls who grew up in the 90s and early 2000s ♥
Girls these days don’t know what they’re missing out on.
Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea.
That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.
Mother cat gives her kittens a fighting lesson. [x]
"So you boop him like this and then give em the old razzle dazzle to leave them wondering when you’re gonna slit their throat. Leave em guessing!"
and the crowd will love it and go wild with applause
goodbye children
if you ever feel bad about yourself, watch this:
plot twist: when you feel bugs crawling on you and when you look there’s nothing there, they are actually the ghosts of all the bugs you killed
people be like “i suck at drawing”
imagine biting into a steak and there being a hot poptart in there
How do you even come up with this stuff
personal experience


