6/12/2013 - [S] ACT 6 ACT 6
10 years ago today, Act 6 Act 6 formally began.
This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨❤️👨.
The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while
Normally I wouldn’t steal the bonus panel from the website, but I think you can agree today merits an exception:
the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
this reply evokes such an incredible image in the mind’s eye
Just got fired from my job for bombing south-saharan farmlands, can anyone spare 700 000 dollars so I can buy a small carribean island?
$0/$700000
Is this a joke?
what the fuck why would I joke about this
max cant die she still has to listen to paramore
thinking about the american flag on the moon makes me want to throw up
Begging Staff to let me get a look at how the fuck does Tumblr's algorithm work
Look at my post boy
Anonymous asked:
Post the slunk
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dude... youre not tricking me. thats the slail.
❗Make sure to inspect The Slunk🦨 carefully. It's possible that it may actually be The Slail🐌.
tumblr powered microwave. reblog to fire 1 wave at this beef
MY PSIONIC WARRIORS. HEAT THIS BEEF
6/12/2013 - ==>
10 years ago today, Caliborn found the ACT 6 ACT 6 SUPERCARTRIDGE EXPANSION PACK, and Act 6 Act 6 Act 1 ended.
6/12/2013 - HERE IS WHAT REALLY MATTERS.
10 years ago today, we learned Caliborn had ascended and was spending his time in an exile station, which provided him with professionally written art courses.
