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Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!

IM SORRY THEY FUCKING WHAT NOW?

The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies

Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.

I don’t like that get them out

Okay…this is unsettling.

This post is actually my nightmare

Breaking News! You are full of eels!

#wait til you hear about how they put them back#they just stuff them back in and the mesenteric lining slowly pulls them back into place#no helping required#so it 100% looks like a bunch of squiggly eels getting comfortable in their space again (via lampfaced)

Thanks, I hate it!

Annihilation (2018)

@idrathernot

is there video evidence on this stuff?

Ok I am not gonna lie but this is the funniest sh*t I've seen all day lmao

CAN WE TALK ABOUT WHY THE FUCK MEDIC HAS A COSMETIC THAT IS SPECIFICALLY BUILT FOR SEX PARTIES

…Oh god…He just wanna fuck…

"LEMME SMASH"

Bob Ross Heat Changing Mug

@gearlic-personal !!!

50 “Not so Nice” OC or FR Asks

List your OCs in the tags or link your lair so that people can ask you!

1. What is one word to shut them up?

2. What is the thing they feel the most guilty about?

3. What is the worst pain they’ve ever experienced?

4. Describe their worst nightmare.

5. List 3 fears; one “surface level” fear, one “repressed” fear, and one “deep dark” fear.

6. What is something that never fails to make them feel sick?

7. What feature (physical or otherwise) do they hate most about themselves?

8. Do they have anything that triggers them?

9. What is their greatest physical weakness?

10. What is their greatest mental weakness?

11. Do they have any vices?

12. Have they ever done something illegal? What was it?

13. Which of the 7 Deadly Sins best describes them?

14. Are they prone to outbursts (of violence, extreme emotion… exc… )?

15. Who do they hate the most?

16. Is there anyone who makes them feel inferior?

17. What sound always gives them a headache?

18. Is there a certain flavor that disgusts them?

19. Do they consider themselves ugly?

20. Do they consider themselves unloveable?

21. What is something that causes them great anxiety?

22. Do they have any mental illnesses?

23. Have they ever been assaulted/abused/raped?

24. Do they fear the possibility of being assaulted/abused/raped?

25. Have they ever been betrayed by someone they thought they could trust?

26. Have they ever been seriously injured?

27. How many times have they been in the hospital?

28. Is there a certain type of person that disgusts them?

29. Does what they cannot see scare them?

30. Have they ever been bullied?

31. Do they have self-confidence or self-image issues?

32. Do they have a bad relationship with their parents?

33. Have they ever been in a relationship that didn’t work out so well?

34. Have they ever self harmed?

35. If they could change one thing about themselves, what would it be?

36. Are they in control of their emotions, or are their emotions in control of them?

37. Have they ever had their freedom taken away?

38. Have they ever been imprisoned?

39. Have they ever been accused of something they didn’t do?

40. Do they often blame themselves for other people’s problems?

41. Do they get sick often?

42. Are they comfortable with where they are in life?

43. Do they wish that they could change their pasts?

44. What’s one thing they wish they could do more often, but can’t?

45. What is the emotion they most commonly experience?

46. Have they ever contemplated suicide?

47. Have they ever gone so far as to attempt suicide?

48. Is there anyone that they would willingly kill?

49. If [name] was put into ______ situation, they’d rather die than live to see it through.

50. Create your own!

This will be… fun.

Oh boy. Got get her guys

@konniwa @gearlic @byun-slug @alwaysaslutforsausages

IM SCREAMING 👏🏻😂 and who knew Benedict could sing

OMGGG!!!!!! LOL

REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS DESERVE THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING BEYOND THAT.

Scout meta:

Scout’s team doesn’t hate him. That is a misconception by the fandom. Scout’s team at best sees him as that annoying little brother, but the truth is, they’re a team. There are countless videos and comic proof that Scout is not hated by his team. Not just not hated, but he is very much a valued teammate.

in Expiration date, the fact that the team is willing to help Scout plan a date with Miss Pauling should be a big enough clue. Previous to that, you can see them laughing at Scout’s antics with Spy. Because obviously if they hated Scout or found him annoying, they wouldn’t waste their last few days helping Scout out.

In the Two Cities MVM update, Sniper and Scout brofist while following behind Medic. It’s obvious the two are good friends.

In the comics, Spy cared enough about Scout’s feelings to disguise as Tom Jones to make his last moments happy.

Miss Pauling stood under Scout to keep him from hanging.

Don’t tell me that Scout’s team hates him. They may roll their eyes and make fun of him, but the antics are just as easily thrown back. They’re a team. They care about each other, so obviously they’re friends. They act like a family half the time. And besides, anyone who’s had siblings knows the feeling – you’re not always going to get along, but you’ll always have each other’s backs.

Scout is a good guy with a good group of mercs who’ve got his back.

SCOUT IS A PRECIOUS BOI!!!

Please watch this series of Japanese gum commercials

You won’t regret it I promise

Oh my god!!

I know what you mean...It happened to me once...The song will never leave my head...

N ice!!

What TF2 Class are you?

“…vell zhis isn’t going to work-”

groovy !!

Ladies, please form a line to the left…

..unlimited amount of radioactive soda? give me the contract

WOOOOOOOOW~

psyllium is power

My First Blu Sniper :D

WooHoo!  I refuse to put on a balaclava 

“What makes me a good Demoleman ?”

one is a job and the other is mental sickness  :D

Do no harm!

finally classy

Hón hón hón !

players thanking you after you heal them is the most satisfying feeling ever

I make up for my lack of body strength with sheer determination and bloodlust

it’s feel weird cause I’m wearing miniskirt lol

I take the cigar but actually I never smoke,so just trying to be cool.Hahaha.

Ok yeah...Lol...Btw she is blind...that's why she originally wears shades!

Very VERRRYY long sniper-centric & sniperscout comic that I realize now that its very bad and corny and makes zero sense, but I love this couple too much to scrap it ;n; Sorry if this idea’s already done, but please enjoy it!

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My god...tHIS!!! AUGH GOD!! IT HURTS BUT IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!