I love when people see 3,000 year old jewelry or a famous art piece and put it in their #want tag. Like, are you gonna rob a museum? Love you.

Nice try, Professor Jones.

Make the dumb content you want to see in the fandom.

As a follow up: make the angsty fucked up content you want to see in the fandom.

#can we also make the horny content we want to see ?  @galentineday

Excellent question and the answer is yes, always.

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

Nest-deactivated20181209 is officially the first Shart shipper.

Enjoy your Shart headcanons.

I'm still awake at oh god o'clock, and suddenly remembered that the thing i'm supposed to be making for the morris Christmas picnic is meant to be in single serves, because Covid.

I wonder if I can somehow use a muffin tray to make and steam individual Christmas puddings.

I am a fool and just realised that I have the perfect ramekins, providing I don't mind steaming the puddings in several batches:

I'd just have to use foil lids for cooking them instead of the plastic ones they came with. That's not hard. If I clear space on the bench for my electric pressure cooker, each steaming batch will take less time (but then I need serious tidying energy).

Although reheating them on Monday might still be a challenge, I suddenly realise. I wish I could remember the changes I made to the pudding last time that made it more solid, even after heating. I could cook some in these and some in a muffin pan, I guess?? ARGH.

Weird question but could you origami the bejesus out of some tinfoil for the project? Maybe layer foil around your ramekins and fold it down to make more ramekins?

the poor weed dealer that accidentally sells a bag of oregano to someone before dropping off groceries to his italian grandmother

@buttersnitzle how often would that actually happen??

Imagine thinking you’re getting high but then someone walks by and smells it and just “oh buddy why are you lighting oregano? Don’t you know it’s a herb??”

The poor guy who bought it: IT’S FUCKING W H A T

And the grandmother making food at home but by the time the dealer goes to visit Because of the mix-up she’s high as a fucking PLANE

Lmao how often do you think it would happen?? Oregano doesn’t come in weed plastic bags

I don’t know but that’s a hell of a mix-up, maybe she just had it in a bag for a reason?

Oregano comes in jars I doubt the guy is selling weed in little jars??

HE COULD BE! YOU NEVER KNOW, PERHAPS HE WANTED TO BE CLASSY

Mhm surely

Do I sense sass in that “mhm surely”?

No I’m just surprised you asked me abt this post, truly a shame Americans don’t have oregano. Praying for you all

We have Oregano, ours come in jars too. I’m surprised an Italian didn’t know Americans have Oregano. Praying for you all too

Thank you girlie 😇😇😇 hope you get well soon ❤️❤️❤️

You too girlie, praying for you 😊💅

can i fucking help you guys

I should probably stay out of this since I've never bought or smoked weed [sorry guys if you love it that's cool but it smells like ass and I lost both parents to lung cancer and every person who has ever responded that I could eat it has been a pushy dickwad about it so it's a hard personal 'no' from me, don't even ask] BUT...

I thought y'all should know that in California, some oregano is in fact sold in plastic bags.

But also marijuana is sold in little jars.

Fandoms are cliquish. Some more than others.

I have, on an undisclosed sideblog, a piece of fanart that is basically just garbage pencil sketches of 4 characters from the shoulders up. I scribbled it in maybe an hour, if that. Added some color tint and text in Photoshop, not much else. I didn't even erase the construction lines.

You know how many notes it has?

Move over to my "problematic pairing" sideblog (same fandom), where I have a digitally-inked and shaded full-body art of 2 characters with colored lineart, a distinct style, and a shiny effect. I spent 3 days on it. I even fully shaded the pencil sketch after I had scanned it in, one of the few traditional art pieces I've completed over the years. Nothing offensive, 100% safe for Tumblr. It's not even "shippy". The characters are just sitting beside one another and not even touching.

How many notes does it have?

The lesson here, friends, is that the number of notes has nothing to do with the quality of your art and a whole lot to do with how "acceptable" you are to the fandom.

There's been some developments

Trust me. This hurts me more than it hurts you.

okay but how fucking funny would it be if immediately after buzzfeed unsolved ends, they announce a new show on watcher with the exact same premise and execution

GUESS WHO GETS TO BE APOLLO'S CHOSEN PROPHET OF THE WEEK BABES

gonna change my major to whatever gives me the best chance at landing a job as a screaming flaming skull that attacks people in dungeons

have your people call my people

have them put me in the school of necromancy and business management

we really just need your skull tbh

Your best chance is to become a knight. Then ditch the other knights, take their armors, make dullahans, and donate your skull, the dullahans and 150 platinum worth of incense to evilwizard.

Seriously Tumblr, WHAT THE FUCK??!!

What is this ad?

WHAT 👀

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO SELL ME?

They are clearly trying to sell you fresh fitliving. Or freshfit living. Or free shfit living.

FREE SHFIT LIVING

X-boys of summer by Zach Brunner 🔥☀️🔥

please don't reblog without the link!

I laughed way too hard at this

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

HOLY SHIT

this guy GETS IT

orders an uber and a few minutes later an eagle flies down and snatches me off the ground like a mouse

Gandalf get back here you left your orb

Guys the killer is here in my house he LOVED the baccardi coconut rum I left out and he's going down on me as we speak

fire emblem

Summoning a demon just for a cuddle session is valid