nothing more infuriating in this world than having to go back and forth between two bureaucratic entitites whose fucking job it is to talk to each other and go ‘please please talk to each other about this thing that affects my life please pleaaaase’ while they tell you ‘well. i cant do that until the other institution talks to me’. like being a fuckin kid hopped up on the parent trap and emotional neglect trying to mediate your parents’ divorce. mother fuckers you are literally a university finance office and a university loan office your organizations form a grotestque and incestuous ouroborous why do i have to be otto von fucking bismarck wheeling and dealing at the berlin conference to get one of you to send the other A Letter