hearing the john mulaney “do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep” bit is the best thing to have happened for my mental health because every time i’m afraid my friends hate me it’s around the time i should be going the fuck to sleep
I read somewhere “if you feel like everyone hates you you need to sleep and if you feel like you hate everyone else you need to eat” and it was honestly world-shattering and I wish I’d heard it years ago!
i jus got back from foolin around w this girl n she had her bed out in the middle of the got-damned nowhere, like not against a wall, not against any wall at all, just in the middle of th fucking room surrounded by this gauzy material shit on a hoop above the bed w some fairy lights all stuck on it for ~aesthetic~ and the whole fuckdamn time i kept thinkin HOW does this woman sleep like this?! monsters come getcha from any and all directions!! snatch u off the bed from the fuckin top, the sides, the bottom NO DIRECTION IS SAFE !! “you wanna stay the night babe?” NO!!! I DO NOT!!! i wanna live thru the night & not wake up to demons caressing my head from your unprotected bed space!! i feel cursed having just fucked on it..! got some dark interloper followin me home hopin i got the same shitty setup!! no sir!! 2 walls for this biché. 4 if i could get em. sleep in a fuckin box w a lil hole cut in it. i need protection!!! 0/10 setup. any type of translucent canopy over a bed is ASKING for a ghost to stand on the other side and watch u sleep. wake up to a hazy outline “o honey is that u?” NO ITS A DEMON. i cannot believe i suffered this tonight. the things i do for a beautiful girl honeSTLY
Hey OP, it looks like it’s been a few months since you posted, are you able to provide an update? are you safe? did you heal? I’m honestly still very upset by the whole concept/situation that you introduced me to, and I hope that you have made a full recovery. BECAUSE I HAVEN’T
jj the world is still worried about your haunted bajeener you gotta update folks
every time i spread my legs vincent price narrates the monologue from the haunted mansion ride but other than that i’ve been good
Sounds like a net gain.
So I have my dog trained to sit when she wants pet (she used to be very wild and jumpy when we first got her, it’s been a long road) so now when she wants attention she just sits very still and stares VERY intently at you (she’s extremely non verbal and hardly makes sound in general)
So, today I let her out and didn’t realize the fence gate was wide open, and she just shoots right out at this older man and a small girl (bc she just LOVES PEOPLE. A lot) The girl kinda shrieks and the man pulls her behind him (which I get it, my dogs small but she’s still part Pitt, and she was running full throttle at them) and all of a sudden my dog just pulls up completely, full stop, and plants her ass on the ground in front of them, staring and wagging her tail.
And they just stand there, staring at each other. She’s like, vibrating with energy, waiting for pets, and these people are like “wtf” so I run up and explain and the old guy was just so thrilled honestly. The little girl starts petting her and the old dude was gushing about how trained and well behaved she is (I mean, ignoring the fact that she shot out of the gate LMAO) but like, that just made me so happy. I’ve put so much time and effort into training her and making her feel safe and comfortable after he (horrifying) past and I’m just so so proud of her.
TLDR; my dog is a good gorl and I luv her
Rihanna! This is a network television show! Is it?
Seth and Rihanna Go Day Drinking
This was so much fun to watch.
“men that date trans women are gay”
cis.... how do yall know so little about sexuality as to think a MAN being attracted to a trans WOMAN is gay? do yall really think gay men are people that are sexually attracted to dicks?? when you see a man does the fact that he has a dick get you aroused or is it his physical appearance? like seriously how do yall not realize that a straight man is attracted to a woman’s femininity & appearance? attraction is determined in a matter of seconds... do you think a straight man pauses and says to himself “let me make sure shorty has a womb first” yall really fool yourselves into thinking the same men that are attracted to you aren’t attracted to me and its pathetic cis! yall are not so special as to recieve that kind of exclusivity! straight men like women... PERIOD!
so here’s the thing, I’ve had terfs come on this post saying “straight men will put their dicks in anything tho so this isn’t a validation of your womanhood you’re still a man” and for one my god how are you bitches able to function in society with such poor reading comprehension & so little critical thinking skills. there is literally nothing in this post that even remotely suggests that the male gaze is validating because tbh straight men finding me attractive is scary to me because men are fucking scary. but anyway the point of this post is that straight men like woman for more than their vaginas because thats how sexuality works. the whole reason I felt the need to make this post was because calling straight men gay for their attraction to trans woman not only further stigmatizes gay men but also puts trans women at risk of violence purely for existing. when cis women shame straight men trans women take the punishment.
i hate when the teacher’s like “write about a bad time in your life” like i ain’t tryna get a social worker up my ass, thanks tho fam
This ain’t no joke I had to write a essay about what your scared of so I did it (I was scared of growing up and where my life was going) it was great got a 100 but then I got sent to councilors office and was sent to therapy cause they thought I was suicidal and on the verge of breaking…Apparently they ment like spiders or some shit…
Also like, not everyone finds that at all useful or cathartic.
“Write about some difficulty you’ve experienced personally.” “Aight fam let me just break down into tears and skip the rest of my classes.”
Yes! I had a psych professor ask us to discuss outloud the hardest thing that ever happened to us literally two days ago and I said “you realize the position you’re putting us in? I feel obligated to lie to not only save my peers the awkwardness but also because I will find no relief in answering honestly but rather anxiety. The hardest thing in my life is having people repeatedly tell me I should find some sort of catharsis in reliving my trauma so someone else can feel pity for me!”
The whole class backed me up because they didn’t want to either! Those kind of exercises are only helpful for people who don’t have any real past/current issues– which is no one btw.
It’s almost like CEOs and cooperations have an agenda making youths have addictions
That’s a pretty wild accusation. I can guarantee you that getting kids addicted is the last thing that the company behind Juul actually wanted.
You weren’t supposed to deepthroat the boot but ok
why do stores always say ‘gifts for her’??? who is she? why are millions of americans being encouraged to buy gifts for this entity? someone explain
we must appease Her
If you wonder what it’s like living in America. And this is satire but let’s be honest this could very easily be real
