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Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

On Instagram

this needed to be a gif.

If this is the kind of love that your mom used to warn you about. Man you’re in trouble. You’re in real big trouble

I used to judge my parents for just running on vibes but I have turned out the same way. No plan no direction just in love

Truck otw…

An Irishman is walking on a beach when he stubs his toe on an old metal box

He opens the lid And a Genie pops out and praises him for letting him out after 500 years…

He offers him a wish… and the Irishman says… every evening after dinner when I pee, I want to pee the finest Irish Whiskey…

Done says the genie and vanishes in a flash…

That evening after dinner he puts two glasses on the table and proceeds to fill them with the whiskey….

He and his wife absolutely swear it’s the best whiskey they’ve ever drunk.

This continues for the entire week

On that Friday the wife prepares dinner and after clearing the dishes, sees only one glass on the table…

She says Hon’ Where’s my glass?

Tonight - You drink from the bottle!

Anabella Carrasco

Rihanna in New York. (Jan 28)

Anybody wanna test that theory?

you’re in her dms, she’s in my delusional scenarios

cocktober 🤷🏾‍♂️ swalloween

hoevember 🤷🏽‍♀️ thotumn

spanksgiving 🥺 clitmas

indeependence day 🥹 whorth of july

mood.