im a serial looker upper . if i have a question im already googling it. i love you wikipedia i love you quora. yahoo answers i miss you

#1: my FAT FUCKING

COCK

all music uquizzes need to have an option for each genre because i’m tired of people getting all cocky and trying to psychoanalyze me when they don’t have a singular rock or metal option at all

Christ alive I think this joint is laced with marajuana!!

Genuinely I think if you have ever come up with a headcanon about a real human person, especially regarding their gender or sexuality, or sat down and written fanfiction about them, you should take a serious critical look about the way you engage with media. It’s creepy and dehumanizing to do and you really should not ever be treating real people the same way you’d treat fake ones for reasons that seem incredibly obvious but clearly aren’t

#oh you mean like. tommyinnit!regressor content or whatever#okay#i was about to feel ashamed bc me and my friends headcannon our teachers every year#but only the good ones who deserve it#we have a money bet that my honors lit teacher is trans but no one has absolutely solid eveidence so

no that’s bad too and you shouldn’t be doing that either. you can not Have a Trans Headcanon about your teacher, or any other human being - the term for that is trying to clock somebody. it’s extremely impolite at best and actively harmful at worst. if someone is a closeted trans person that’s their own business and you really, really should not be speculating on it because it’s not information you’re entitled to. your teacher is a human person who deserves some privacy and respect. 

herbert west edit for @herbertbestboi

thinking abt how im definitely someones cringe mutual ❤️ please dont go

cranky because you're in a bad mood aren't you

actually, sir, explosives are my special interest. you're being ableist by taking them away from me. yes i know i just blew up a bank, don't you know what "stimming" is?

ONE CRUMB IN BED 20 DEAD 100 MISSING

People are always saying they want more women in STEM but when those women become mad scientists suddenly it’s a “bad thing”

MOD BRONZOR HAS DELETED ALL ITS ACCOUNTS. IT BLOCKED ME ON EVERYTHING AND LEFT THE GROUP DM. ITS MAIN BLOG HAS BEEN WIPED. ITS GONE COMPLETELY DARK.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW????

- Mod Stunfisk 🐟

Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.

Pandora’s Blog

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”

some of your guy’s definition of a dilf is a 27 year old white guy with abs and i think you need to be shot

we built this city on cock and hole