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@fuzzy-oooze

I feel victim to one of the classic blunders: “don’t accidently turn yourself into a creature in a experiment gone awry”

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Hello, I’m Oooze or Tap, whichever you like more, I am bisexual, agender (refer to me as whatever you default to), otherkin, and a vorarephile

my kintypes are: -black latex fictionkin from the hit furry fetish game CHANGED, caused by trauma -and dogkin.

please don’t refer to me as human, I know I am one literally speaking but I register humans as rather prey items or protentional masters depending on which of my kintypes are closer to the top at the current moment.

I’m still not too experienced here, but I do have the hang of things

friends with Rosetta (@the-mind-den)

I am going to gnaw your arm off, if that’s ok with you

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If you're an artist and are having trouble building followers, especially if you're new on tumblr or back after leaving, reblog this with some of your art. It will be visible to everyone checking the notes. Everyone keep checking the notes and follow whoever puts their cool art in them. People keep telling me I'm Tumblr famous so maybe this helps!

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Notes are JAM PACKED with art to look at and users to follow so please check them out!! I decided I wouldn’t reblog or mention any specific ones so as not to give anyone more attention than anyone else. Just so you notice this post instead of scrolling past it here’s a microscopy photo of a saltwater tardigrade, I bet some of you didn’t know tardigrades came in other shapes but they do:

photo is from here. Anyway please look at the art in the notes ty

can I use this for writting? like stories ‘n’ shit? cause if so...

I don't know if that "if a madman steals your clothes, you can't chase him naked in the street" is an actual Nigerian proverb or not and google isn't helping, but some people really can't tell if someone's pretending to take stupid advice on face value as a sarcastic demonstration of how fucking idiotic that suggestion was, or if OP is the one who's insane for taking it seriously.

Like if someone's suggestion as a solution for medication shortages is "you should harvest chemicals from the bodies of animals" and OP responds with "sure, yeah. Can you show me a step-by-step guide on how to extract hormones directly out of a deer carcass?" how the fuck does an entire forum flip straight into "oh noo, OP is actually like legit psychotic, this is scawwy :("

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

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Your teachers always warned you to never, under any circumstances, cast a resurrection spell on someone still alive, but refused to elaborate why. Today your curiosity got the better of you.

Oh, that’s interesting. Aside from outing secret undead people, what would it do? I suppose it depends on how the resurrection spell works.

My vote is it heals anything remotely wrong with the body (by the standards of the person whose body it is, or possibly by the standards of the person casting the spell), and then it also pulls in the closest spirit at hand. Because it assumes that the dead person wants back in.

So hey, have a surprise healing and a new roommate in your head! Depending on the details, you may also look very different from the way you’ve always lived.

What if all that, but also: the ‘resurrected’ person enters an enhanced state of life called Alive+ which is exactly like having double their health bar. They’re basically immortal! Can shrug off excessive damage and walk away from what would kill a normal human.

Magic users are warned against this because Alive+ immortals are so annoying and dangerous. It’s how you create problems for society.

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It turns out that resurrecting a living person possesses them with someone from a past life. They then begin to fight for dominance of the meat armor.

I imagine that it makes your cells literally incapable of death, having the side-affect of thus making every cell in your body cancerous so you just being a walking mass of tumors.

Beware the wandering storm-cloud which hangs lonesome over the glassy sea, that which moves without wind, and drops not rain nor lightning, but a mass of dreadful arms like snapped mooring lines upon the heads of hapless sailors…

The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

stop believing that you ran out of time to shape yourself into who you want to be! stop believing that its ruined! stop believing you don’t have potential! you are not a fixed being! you have endless opportunities to grow.

Things I have learned in the last 7 years, SINCE finishing grad school and leaving academia:

–How to crochet and write my own amigurumi crochet patterns

–How to oil paint

–The ability to recognize and name and whole host of flowers and trees

–A hell of a lot about mental health

–A hell of a lot about myself

Human brains keep growing and learning throughout their lives. That is a biological fact. Several times in the last seven years, I thought my life was over. But I’m not only still learning and growing, I’m also finding peace and happiness. It does, in fact, get better. Even when it seems like it can’t.

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WSU Vancouver (in Washington)'s Corpse Flower is blooming today!!! It's on display!

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I am there at this actual moment!

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I AM SO JEALOUS

PLEASE DESCRIBE THE SMELL ALL I EVER SEE IS PEOPLE SAYING “BAD” BUT LIKE WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE

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You could barely smell it but it was like a bag of juicy kitchen garbage smells specifically when it's heated by direct sunlight

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Hey for those who don't know, these alternate between producing one leaf and one big "flower" (actually it's a ton of tiny flowers together) and there's more than one in the same pot.

The thing that looks like a green tree is an example of the one leaf.

This is one leaf!

I'm curious of how one would taxonomically define this as "one" leaf instead of "several"!

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Basically what looks like a big "stem" here is entirely petiole!

When you look closely, you can see that the "individual" "leaves" aren't sprouting off a "stem" by their own petioles, but the one giant petiole just branches over and over into many midribs, the leaf tissue growing along those on the typical fashion