Elegy. David Nicholson, 2010.

The 4chan attacks have me worried as fuck. 4 entire Chans are going to attack us. I can never be prepared

jackie chan is already strong enough, i can’t imagine four of him

Facts that adults don’t tell you about bullying

- Communication doesn’t work on bullies. Telling a bully they’re making you feel bad is the wrong way to go. They want to make you feel bad. That’s the point.

- being kind to a bully doesn’t always mean they’ll stop. Sometimes it means they’ll just use your kindness to manipulate you while still continuing to bully you.

- not every bully has a sympathetically tragic home life. Sometimes people are just mean. Sometimes people just get off on hurting others.

- on that note, a tough home life is a reason, not an excuse. You don’t have to put up with bullying because somebody’s life sucks, just like you don’t have to let someone mug you because they’re broke.

- in order to forgive someone, they have to apologize first. If your bully has not apologized to you, you do not owe them anything.

- getting bullied as a kid can still mess you up in adult life. Maybe kids grow out of being bullies, but the marks they left often don’t go away.

- there are ways to get people to stop bullying you, but they almost all involve being mean back.

- as long as parents keep raising shitty bullying kids, there will be bullies. No amount of assemblies and hand-drawn posters will fix the problem. It’s the parents’ fault.

-a lot of bullies dont think of themselves as bullies, either

- bullies do not bully you because they like you

- getting bullied as a kid can even mess you up as a teen

- ignoring does not work. it does not make them go away. it’s a lie told to make kids less “”problematic””

- do not feel bad about fighting back.

as cool as this is i am overcome with a feeling of dread at the prospect of a real life grandma in a game series that modders love putting horny sex mods in

Grandma fucks

NONE OF YOU ARE ALLOWED TO FUCK GRANDMA SHIRLEY

craig sweetie I’d die for you…

Dumbo (1941)

AND YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT SANTA DOESNT EXIST 

yea but judging by the look in those deers eyes satan sure as hell does