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⤜ nika | they/she | bi/demi | 21+ ⟶ ⟶ PORTFOLIO SITE ⟵
just a witch doin their best. interests include nerdy shit, nature, vulture culture, herbalism, etc
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heya folks,

i could really really use a bit of help with groceries this month! like, really really. i have $50 to last til the 23rd and i need to buy gas and feed my cat. and myself, ideally, as i've been kinda just doing one meal a day ish. SO, I would love to paint some headshots of your FFXIV or GW2 characters!

they are $50 each. if you want to see other kinds of art i can do, check out my portfolio here.

if you want to help but can't do a full commish, here's my ko-fi!

any bit helps. thanks for considering <3

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wilwheaton
“You want to know what this was really all about?” he asked with the bluntness of a man who, after public disgrace and a stretch in federal prison, had little left to protect. “The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I’m saying? We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did.”

John Erlichmann (via wilwheaton)

Source: harpers.org
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kassasaurus-rex
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handcrushedbyamalletremix

mae martin: sap (2023)

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telomeke

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Series of images showing Canadian queer comedian Mae Martin delivering a monologue in their Netflix special Mae Martin: SAP (2023)–

Yeah, so I had top surgery last December and I'm on a low dose of testosterone for this past year. And it's been the best year of my life. Genuinely. And I'm 35 years old. This has been the best year of my life. What's weird is, like, I'm not that happy. I'm not skipping around. It's truly just the absence of agony. That's all it is. And that's a low bar, and who are we to deny anybody that?
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sic-semper-hominibus

i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

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sic-semper-hominibus

for those who aren't familiar with it, it's a possibly-spurious quote by alan shepard (and is thus sometimes referred to as the shepard's prayer) on the launchpad of Freedom 7, immediately before he became the first american in space. it goes like this:

"Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up."