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Biohazardous Werewolf

@futurewerewolf

Trans (He/Him), 22 Horrid Years Old, I’m @HellfireAndFlowerCrowns wretched malewife
If it was illegal to be Horny I’d be breaking the law constantly.
(Credit for icon: @HellfireAndFlowerCrowns)
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humunanunga

Enough of the trope where memory loss undoes the damage or the corruption or whatever. More content where removing memories just removes the context.

The tragedy of needing to grieve and not knowing what or who you lost or why. The angst of having trauma and being denied the awareness that it's trauma. The suspense of being different somehow and left to wonder how and when. The tension of knowing that something is off and you can't find where it hurts. The Adventure Zone gets it. Kingdom Hearts gets it.

There is an aching inside you and you don't know how it got there.

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I realized I never posted these here on tumblr! 2020 did unspeakable things to my mind and body…I staggered away from lockdown with a whole pitch of how I would make an animated Cats adaptation. I got the whole thing up here *taps skull*—it would be Very Good. I can’t think about it too much lest I awaken my sleeping obsession…still want to finish Old Deut and Macavity one of these days.

Fun fact: The term "Jellicle Cat" is actually the cats’ mishearing of the term "Dear Little Cat" (this gives me much joy)

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cryptotheism

Elf cooking show: First person helmetcam of a an elf hunting and killing a deer with their bare hands. They sing a lullabye to the deer before they snap it’s neck and prepare a side salad.

Dwarf cooking show: America’s Test Kitchen but even more rigorous. 20 minutes of discussing how to maintain precise heat just to boil water.

Halfling cooking show: Great British Bake Off with soap-opera levels of internal drama. Everyone is stoned off their ass.

Orc cooking show: Edible mythbusters. The contestants must make bbq with a live dragon. People straight up die sometimes.

Goblin cooking show: Goblins don’t really understand the concept of restaurants, but they have a show like Diners Dive ins and Dives for rooting through people’s trash.

Gnome cooking show: Gnomes don’t actually have cooking shows, but if you creep up to a nearby hollow log you can watch gnomes make cookies.

Pixie cooking show: Two pixies in professional looking clothes in a fancy kitchen attempt to bake a pie, but get distracted by wild on-camera sex that ends with cannibalism.

Kobold cooking show: An endless horde of rowdy youtubers posting about trapping increasingly difficult and tasty prey (at 3 AM!!!) and it’s impossible for you to keep track of all their viral challenge collabs.

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reblogged

Wildshape conserves volume and mass. Want to be a bear? Okay but you're gonna be lil. Frog? Get ready for big ass frog time

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mousemilf

one cool thing about catholicism is they don't actually check if youre catholic when u go to mass you can just get on your knees and have a priest put christs body in your mouth with NO verification to make sure youre not just some kind of pervert.