Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.
davedash
This was made by the Devil himself
fitfoxyfree
Oh my god
What is this sorcery?!?! And where can.i get some?!?!
This is for all those sexy moms with Loki problems, especially thingsididntknowwereerotic! Happy Mother’s Day, ladies!
Reblogging for all the hot mommas out there. Have a great day, gals!
ummm...yes please! that would be such a great mother's Day gift! I'll even kneel.
I think if you’re going to be conventionally romantic you’ve got to go all the way: a beautiful dinner somewhere lovely, with boat-loads of flowers, chocolates and champagne. But it might also be nice to wrap up warm and sit on a roof somewhere, with a cup of hot soup and your girl, watch the planes come in over London and listen to the night.
Tom Hiddleston.
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Amazing merman sculpture by artist Cameron Stalheim (photos are from his site and belong to him, not me). Media is Plastic, Foam, Steel, & Acrylic. If the merman looks familiar to you, it’s because the artist created the mold from the gorgeous gay porn star/artist Colby Keller. Freakin’ gorgeous!!
I want one in my living room, stat.
I found this wall of Indonesian bumper stickers via Kevin Church’s twitter (@Kevin_Church) and this, no joke, is art. I can’t stop looking at it.
morefunthanbeingsad
there are some incredible slogans on display here
jhrmn
if you don’t heart jiggy-jig i don’t know what to tell you
I can’t decide if I want Get Your Cunt Out or Fuck Me I’m Princess more. Wait nevermind. I want UTERUS!
alexandra-ewing
I was so sure Grumpy But Gorgeous was going to be my new tumblr url but somebody’s already got it. :(
talesfromthecrypt
100% FUCK OFF
iena
No one wants “Beau fucked a donkey”?
OK, dudes, I guess that’s more “get a dog up ya” and “suck a butt” for me.
I’m going to need a whole sheet of “I drive like a wanker” so I can slap them on cars all over the place.
gicknilbert
HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE
With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.
torrilla
Tom Hiddleston, Jessica Chastain Charlie Hunnam and Mia Wasikowska film scenes for Guillermo del Toro’s new movie ‘Crimson Peak’ on May 6, 2014. The cast, on location at Dundurn Castle in Hamilton, seemed to be having a fun day shooting together. Jessica Chastain and Tom Hiddleston were fake fighting each other while Mia and Charlie spent the day lying on a blanket together. [HQ]
I will make watching this movie my JOB.