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I drew my colleague some art and she made it her desktop background. The fuck have you achieved today
This morning one of the counselors saw this picture on her desktop and was like 'aww did your little boy draw that for you?'
She just pointed at me.
Why Do You Need To Do This
STOP THIS.
Judy there are limits
Here are my contributions
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR MONTHS
THERES MORE
I drew my colleague some art and she made it her desktop background. The fuck have you achieved today
Non-human animals: My biology provides me with adequate fitness for this environmental niche
Humans: -expand their niche to everywhere but the deep ocean-
Also humans: Dude check out this animal it's hilarious
I finally drew fan art of this video thank fuck
I remember once trying to cheer up a friend by sending him a video of tardigrades and he said ‘I don’t like tardigrades’
Should’ve seen that red flag immediately. We are no longer friends.
Breaking news: your problems are cancelled because something arguably more horrible is happening to somebody else. Feeling bad is now banned.
Map of all the Korok Seeds in Breath of the Wild
Helpful guide if anybody need is ☺️
Me: Hey tumbrljhkjh what's happening in this tag right now this minute most recently
Tumbrldkjdfskh: Here's a post from 2012
I don't have anybody to tell, I played Omori and it broke me, like truly smashed me to pieces
Then I played Night In The Woods for the first time to feel a bit better and...yeah that broke me too but in a lighthearted way
Starting to think that fainting goat comparison is not too far from accurate
Thinking about how Atom Eve plunged her coffee immediately after pouring hot water in. Girl were you dragged up
if i saw a friend being treated by a partner or *anybody* in the same way I treat myself most of the time...i'd call the fucking police
I'm writing my final lab report and I'm just....so fucking tempted to put this stupid meme I laughed too hard at on the cover page
I lost 20% on assignment (4% on my course total) for handing it in late without an explanation, because I was too ashamed/neck deep in my assignment to realise
I would have got 96%...fucking
'hey jo why did your application for grad school get declined'
'they said i'm smart enough but i'm slow and have the constitution of a fainting goat'
'hahaha! classic jo!'
-freeze-frame, sitcom outtro plays with credits scrolling blinding fast up the screen-
That was the 17/06/21. I can confirm that 3 people were arrested at the protest as construction began behind the police line, for trespass (information here).
Today (18/06/2021) was quiet, however there is a lot of recovery to do. Multiple people at the protest have said that security and police used excessive force of them to keep them away from the boundary line, and Protect Putiki is calling for a formal apology.
Protect Putiki has also claimed that they, police, security and developers all heard the penguins (currently in their mating season) calling within 5m of the demolition of rocks - this would put them at immediate risk of the construction.
Please continue to boost this on every platform you can. Protect Putiki now has a twitter here. They can be found on instagram here. They can also be found on Facebook here.
I will provide more information when I have it.
I'm being recommended videos from the russian failed-animal-mimicry side of youtube again. neat
