I need him so bad it’s unreal

is there a silly guy depot I can find this genre of man at

very funny to be a child that nods and gets it when adults talk about how tired they are all the time. much less funny to be an adult that’s been tired since the day they turned eight

Natt Różańska – Your Skin Under Mine

Braille reads: the slope of your spine the arch of your back the curve of your hip

Braille reads: the slope of

your spine the arch of your back

the curve of your hip

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

That's a great table design (credit)

it's amazing how ordinary objects can become so significant to only the owner

when my aunt's best friend passed away, my younger brother was four years old. at his funeral, my brother went up to her and gave her a nickel. he told her very solemnly that it would make her feel better. she smiled for the first time in days, and tucked it in her wallet.

when my brother was 22, his best friend passed away unexpectedly. my aunt drove three hours to be there for him at the funeral. she went up to my brother, gave him a big hug, and then gave him a nickel. it was the same nickel; she had kept it in her wallet for 18 years, and now it's on a necklace that he never takes off.

what i'm trying to say is that the love you put into the world will always find its way back to you.

sometimes I wish that every article naming how much a public service would cost (or how much it would cost to repair needed infrastructure for the service or to make the service more accessible to disabled people and poor people) would explain that number in terms of how much time it takes a billionaire to earn that much.

like "it would cost $8.6 million (or, a little under one hour of Bezos's earnings) to build a new public library building in this area which would serve 45 thousand people."

money is literally a social and political representation of how we are choosing to allocate resources. I wish these direct comparisons were made so people who haven't yet made the connection might at least start asking "huh... why should we allocate these resources to one person to do nothing with them instead of to 45 thousand people in the form of an essential service? why do we allocate this amount of resources to this one person every single hour of every single day but it's unthinkable to provide it to tens of thousands of people just once? why are tens of thousands of people (of which I am one), all of us collectively, less valuable than this one guy?"

Recently I drew some bears from photos as a study 

Is there anything hotter than trans girls who are autistic and very passionate about something

complaining is literally step 1 of unionizing your workplace. not many understand this

I think abt this tiktok all the time

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

i made a texture pack that replaces ghast sounds with cats snoring and yelling into microphones

someone asked for the download link so here u go

Ultimate Word Tournament!

貓 (Mandarin Chinese) māo [mɑʊ̯˥˥] a cat.

bingle (English, Baseball or Upside-Down Dialect) [ˈbɪŋgəl] In Baseball Dialect, a base hit. In Upside-Down Dialect (Australian English), a minor collision, especially between motor vehicles.

Bingle Propaganda

you can't do this to me

downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

followed by

is such a funny sequence

i find most people who haven't seen it in person don't know that cairo is RIGHT THERE

I loved these perspectives so I took some of my own when I was in Cairo and yeah, they're literally just. Right there. Pass em on your way to work, nbd

No, y'all don't even understand.

There is literally a Pizza Hut across the street from the pyramids.

That Pizza Hut among other things is why Egyptologists laugh their asses off when we see another piece of media where the protagonists get "lost in the desert near the pyramids", because it's like... just turn around my dudes you're only a seven min walk away from the nearest fastfood shop

Yall don't know how much I adore all of this

at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac