venn diagaram of 19 yos who think "if i let an old white man who sits behind a desk all day tell me what to do with my body & life, i won't have to worry about money for a while but may suffer devastating consequences to my health and mental well-being down the line" where the circles are sugar babies, athletes, and soldiers
Behold, the Venn diagram of exploited 19 year olds
INCREDIBLE. now we burn the system down
there must be a better place you could be doing that
tomboyfemboy
his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room
mario party minigame
Guys im not hideo kojima I’m a mentally I’ll girl from Brazil sorry I lied to you 💔
i decoded this message and it seems to be referring to death stranding 2's multiplayer components. exciting!
Concept art by Noriyoshi Ohrai for Virus: Day of Resurrection (1980)
wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see
The wise man, when caught naked in public, covers not his junk but his face.
The nature of humanity is just that every so often someone reinvents Roadside Picnic again
My dad was raised buddhist and when I watched bill and Ted with him he was like “these guys are unironically the most enlightened people on the planet. They are leaving Samsara for sure” and that man has never been more right about anything ever
fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg
Asked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for Kellogg’s to weigh in for the hell of it
enemies to lovers 500K slowburn
by far the funniest thing you can say immediately after winning the NBA finals
for those of you who don't follow basketball, this guy is the best player in the world right now
all the guys down at the fishing club were making fun of me because i reeled in my line and there was a big tattered boot on the hook
In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.
the spectrum of political literacy on tumblr
taylor swift was her most likable when she was trying to stalk her way into the kennedy family
