Look at these dad poses
I aspire

Look at these dad poses
I aspire
Housekeepers and Janitors Need Praise As Unsung but Very Much Important
you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.
looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic.
Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail
Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol
ALEX HIRSCH PLEASE
MOM WHY ARE PHINEAS AND FERB SHAPED LIKE THAT
…is this really Alex Hirsch?
If it’s not, it’s the best Stanley Pines impersonation I’ve ever heard
i looked it up, and apparently it is Alex Hirsch, and it looks like Disney had him do it for April Fools Day one year
@accidental-spice I feel like you would love this 😂
there is a very real tendency of teenagers with anxiety disorders self diagnosing with considerably more stigmatized and impairing mental illnesses (e.g. schizophrenia, DID, personality disorders), but the best response to that isn't to get angry with them for "appropriating" lol. instead you show them coping resources for the problems they're actually having and deemphasize diagnostic categories in general. if an 18 year old is claiming to have alzheimer's, they're probably making an innocent mistake and are in genuine distress. be kind.
Also I think this trend comes, at least in part, from how brushed aside anxiety disorders can be. If your parents and teachers dismiss you with 'oh everyone feels anxious', then inevitably you're going to start thinking that there must be something else going on with you
”You must feel very scared right now; let’s talk about how to help you personally, tailored to your symptoms” will always be more helpful than “stop faking (X) for attention”. If theyre that desperate for attention or an explanation, something is wrong.
And like, at least some of them are probably right. Yeah these disorders are less common than things like anxiety disorders, but they are more common than you think they are. Like, they probably shouldn't self diagnose without doing a reasonable amount of research and talking to a professional if possible, but not every single one of them is wrong, and being wrong about something is not the same thing as lying about having something you don't. Be nice to teenagers they're still learning
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the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
Like this?
actually what the christ
"No one can love you until you love yourself" is like the worst possible way of articulating "if you don't respect and value yourself, it's very easy to become attracted to people who don't treat you right and then justify their mistreatment, so be careful."
so THAT'S what it's supposed to mean. that actually makes sense.
horrid little cat saved me from my devil's nap by putting her paw directly into my mouth
pov your sleep paralysis demon is very cute
oh this is not even CLOSE to the angriest chickpea looks. at any given moment she has the face of someone about to knife you for bread in the sewer. this is just how her face is! a selection of miss piss for your perusal:
I think all tabbies look cranky because the tabby M marking looks like angry eyebrows according to a human interpretation of facial expression. So I show people pics of my brown tabby who I know is very happy according to her body language and people who know cats are like, oh look happy cat! And people who don't know cats are like, oh look, cranky cat! I call this resting tabby face
based shadow
"I got owned today. And yes, I get owned constantly"
Ever since my dad got a new girlfriend a couple months ago he’s gotten his shit together in a way I’m really not used to
The house is clean, we have a new laundry machine, he’s been helping me with stuff and is generally more vocally supportive, especially about my transition. I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop but it just hasn’t yet? Where did my deadbeat dad go
i want to personally thank etc for being there for me when i don't feel like listing more things
Good Omens season 1 marketing: ooooh look it's hellfire and damnation and the apocalypse, oooh look at the good/evil dichotomy between these two, look at the DRAMA of it all
Good Omens season 2 marketing: what if 🥺 they held hands 🥺 and kissed in the rain ☔ and they were roommates 👨🏻🤝👨🏼
men are so privileged they dont even realized how oppressed they really are
@casualfruit nah say it with ur chest cos u truly ate
Do you have any blessed facts laying around? Today was :( need a :)
unlike rabbits, a baby hare can run, fight, or flee almost immediately after birth.
Fresh out of the womb, ready to fuck shit up.
look at his gotdamn attack pose in the 2nd, this man will NOT hesitate
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