This site toppling the competition by opting to sell shoelaces instead of monetising their users must be one of the greatest examples of failing upwards in history
so who...
who tryna be friends
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Im sorry but when people do the 👉👈 thing it makes me die bc in american sign language putting your fingers together like that means gay sex
Im sorry
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lyingfigure
yeah who tryna be friends 👉👈
I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question
the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
the summer is like well what if it was unbearable outside and you can't wear any cool jackets. and everyone's going to tell you that this is the best time of the year. and you're the crazy one
I think it would've been funny if there was exactly one (1) Guardian still active in TotK somewhere. Just to jumpscare people who thought for sure there's no Guardians in the game.
hes got a buddy now
smith college girls for i-d magazine 2004
Being nearsighted makes sense to me, it’s like having a render distance. The concept that some people are farsighted scares me, what do you mean you can’t see things the closer they are to you
Some people name their child after themselves, and some people say they think of their pets as their children, but rarely do you see a pet owner name their pet after themself. "Hi, I'm Dave, and this is my dog, Dave" -- you just don't see that a lot.
Spinch is literally right here
homomilitant
if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George
minimusambus
it’s optimus pride
A biblically accurate fire hydrant
Be Not Aflame
Katamari Damacy fire hidrant