"Our fates can't end here! Because you and I are destined to-" gay people can't confess normally cause what the fuck is this 😭
How many times must I suffer reading BSD?

"Our fates can't end here! Because you and I are destined to-" gay people can't confess normally cause what the fuck is this 😭
How many times must I suffer reading BSD?
i hate seeing people describe könig as some little boy who needs at teddy to fall asleep, he was builled his entire childhood, that does stuff to people. it makes him more stronger and less likely to take criticism from people, he'll become strict and lash out on recruits for mistakes he's made before, just taking his insecurities out on others.
könig doesn't take shit, he can't, not after being bullied the majority of his teenager years. it reminds him of being weak, defenseless. he never wants to remain scrawny or anything. over exercising himself and using his height to his ability; scaring away the rookies and intimidating those who speak badly about him.
he's confident and cocky (listen to his voice lines), he knows what he's doing. he isn't afraid to put a bullet through someone's skull, he isn't shy. social anxiety ≠ shyness, he prefers sticking to his closer friends, instead of venturing out, people in public may gives him social anxiety due to the flashbacks of being judged, but he isn't shy, he hides the way he feels and masks his true feelings, pretending not to be bothered at the judgemental glares.
getting reminded of those years where he was always sobbing to his mother, cuddling into her yet never mentioning what happened at school. it's not something he enjoys thinking about. but when people look at him weirdly and hide their kids because of his height, it makes him feel like a monster, like bugs are crawling on his skin and he needs to protect himself from being judged.
he isn't gonna stutter over his words because he masks his social anxiety, he's good at it. könig hides the way he truly feels and puts on a more confident façade, just so people seem less scared of the tall man. he likes being scary, but only when fighting. never in public, he wants kids of his own, not for them to hide behind their mother's legs.
and like i said earlier, because of these insecurities, that means that he's more likely to put them onto others. he struggles with jealousy when he sees a sniper, that's his dream, what he was supposed to be. he'll be rougher on those who get what he wants, thinking it's unfair and gritting his teeth when they boast about their rank or awards. könig won't outwardly say this, he keeps it to himself and overworks himself, hoping to get the same rewards, he doesn't like feeling like less than he really is.
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He was a punk she did ballet: ❌
He and she are both punks and have a crush on a same art baby: ✅
I love them!!
i didnt know people hated on the big teddy bear that is Rob Zombie's version of Michael Meyers.. 🙁🙁
He's literally just a big ball of fluff n' hugs☹️🩷
(i am aware he's a murderer but thats ok hes just a lil silly)
Pairing: Michael Myers x Fem!Reader
TW: Detailed Gore, Mentions of Murder, Mentions of Sexual Assault [Not by Michael], Slightly Possessive Michael, Protective Michael, Mature Audience only!
A/N: Requested by my bestie @prettywhenibleed! I really hope you enjoy this and it was an absolute pleasure to write this for you!! Love you, my favorite slasher whore! ❤️ This isn't my best work, I'm afraid, forgive me.
The Smith's Grove Sanitarium operated according to a schedule that was consistently set in motion without interruption. No authorized doctor employed by the sanitarium, however, would have foreseen this. Medical specialists thought they were completely familiar with Michael Myers' behavior. He was docile and kept to himself, despite being the most dangerous and threatening patient in the hospital.
But if you left him alone, there was a chance he would treat you in a similar fashion. The sole exception would be if touching his masks or otherwise bothered him. Even being among other patients was something he never enjoyed.
no because ariel is so much better than me he’d have hit me with “my little mermaid” and i would would have fucked him right there in his little nerd man cave are you joking
LITERALLY
Halle Bailey and Jonah Hauer-King retell The Little Mermaid story using the alphabet with Victor Kunda (gifs do not do this justice! 😂)
Eric found one (1) person who was willing to listen to him rant abt his hyperfixation and decided that's his soulmate. same
MY TURN WHEN?!
HALLE BAILEY as ARIEL The Little Mermaid (2023) dir. Rob Marshall
Finally saw this movie! A solid 8/10!!
Can you make a fic / short headcanon of how the COD men reacts to reader riding those bull mechanical? Their usual bar/pub has installed a new attraction which is that bull mechanical. Either they dared reader or reader wanted to try to ride, depends on the character. You know how those bulls move makes the rider look like they’re grinding?? Yeah I wanna know how the guys reacts to that 👀
OHOHOHOHO GOT IT thank you for sending in the request!! This is the first one this blog has gotten 🥳🥳 I hope you enjoy~
The local bar has installed a mechanical bull for an extra activity among the drunk and whimsical. One day off duty, you decide to give it a go and have some fun, and it seems the boys are enjoying it just as much as you.
Characters: Captain John Price, Simon “Ghost” Riley, Johnny “Soap” MacTavish, Kyle “Gaz” Garrick, König
GN!Reader w/ no physical descriptions (except you're shorter than König)
Word Count: 2.5k (~500 each)
Genre: Fluff, Spice, established relationship
Warning: Spicy (but no smut), 18+/MDNI, awkward dialogue (it’s the cutest thing during flirty time fight me)
A/N: I don’t even write stuff that’s mildly spicy so I hope I did a decent job - also apparently mechanical bulls can do some real damage oh my god???
This was delightful!
and to think that this all happened because laura lee called her piano teacher a cunt
Alright I've rotated it in my mind for long enough now. I don't think Laura Lee dived into the shallow end of the pool on accident. I think she was trying to kill herself. Consider. This is an intelligent and athletic girl who teaches herself to fly a plane and qualifies for Nationals, yet walks right up to the "SHALLOW END" lettering and head-first plummets.
Before this we see her sitting all alone at the pool. Detached, dreamy, expressionless. The camera pans across the other VBS kids laughing and playing together. "The devil's after me / he's always throwing bricks" they chant. She is excluded from this. Then she stands up, walks to the clearly marked edge, and hits the bottom hard. Like Lottie's baptism, Laura Lee floats motionless in the water until she is yanked out, reborn. Girls in crisis, medicated with delusions. "No, Laura Lee. I didn't save you. He did." / "That's the Holy Spirit, you've been touched."
I don't think it's difficult to infer what her home life was like before the crash. I don't think it's difficult to imagine someone wanting to escape that. Someone feeling they can't live up to the expectations of their family, the church. Shamed and neglected in the name of God. This is not a new story. Her thoughts are policed to such an extent she legitimately worries thinking the word "cunt" caused them all to crash. Her teenage bedroom is comparatively bare save for a picture she kneels to pray to on the wall above her bed and the raggedy Leonard bear she's had forever. Even her sheets are plain and white, even her clothes are just an extension of the wallpaper. Suffocating. But we know when Laura Lee is trapped, she flies her way out. Even if it's a suicide mission.
She tries to kill herself and they tell her God saved her. Now she has to believe. Now she has to trust he will protect her. Now she knows he is listening. Now he has given her a sign. Now she learns to fly a plane to save her friends because she has faith God is watching and loves her and forgave her for her sin. Now her God fails her. He wasn't saving her he was only saving her for later. Now she is punished. Now she is dead. This time, she drowns in fire.
Omfgggg?!!! This is so brilliant!
you know how scared i am of elevators, never trust it if it rises fast. it can't last.
They deserved better!
I’m genuinely wondering how people are possibly coming away from Oppenheimer thinking it’s prowar/pro atom bomb. Like I have to imagine they just slept through the movie and typed up some bullshit just to get clicks. It’s so blatantly anti facist and HEAAAAVILY critical of the creation of the atom bomb and the US’s choice to bomb Japan 🤡 Absolutely wild.
(Also seeing anti semitism stir up in response which is. Just fucking awesome I guess 🙃)
Now I’ll have to see this movie
Certain People: THE BARBIE MOVIE IS ANTI-MEN
anyone who actually paid attention: the Barbie movie is about how both matriarchy and patriarchy are damaging to people and that no one will be happy as long as people feel unequal and you shouldn’t base your happiness on once person and you shouldn’t force your feelings on another person, especially if they’ve told you that they’re not interested in you. In this essay I will
YUPP
race driver gaz has officially taken over my brain. i can imagine that after beating him in a race he would get so upset n just start roughly fucking u in his car <3
he gets so frustrated :( and he has to take his anger out on something !! and you just happen to be that plaything to fuck his length into you, his pace rough and unforgiving. veins dragging against your gummy walls, slamming into you again and again until you're whimpering and gasping for air, his pace knocking the wind from your lungs !!!
“s-slow down-!” but he doesn't, and your voice is strained :(( the sounds of skin slapping are loud, your moans nearly drowned out by the volume. gaz's grasp on your hips is tight, pulling you in closer, thrusting into you a few last times, hard, deep, and painful, seed dripping from your hole as he pulls out. gaz pants snd growls, slapping your ass before dragging you into his car. “c'mon, not done with you.”
he says it's your fault he lost :( that he couldn't think about racing when the only thing crossing his mind was your perfect pussy. telling you to ride him, not caring if it's sore from his relentless pace prior. your ass hurts !!!! he's too rough, grabbing you buy the jaw and forcing you to look into his eyes, listening to him degrade you while you ride him, doing as your told :(
“such a fuckin' cunt, aren't you? d'you like when i lose? y'like when i fuck my cock into you roughly? 'course you do, slag. got me thinkin' about that pussy the entire time, such a naughty girl. tightenin' right around me, stop whinin', c'mon..- keep bouncin' on me.”
OMFGG YESS
Sexual themes
not to be dramatic but disliking miles morales is a red flag imo
This story will include mature themes, please only read if you are 18 years old or over.
If you are underage, you can read the Wattpad version instead as it will include no smut.
This is a work of fiction and does not represent the real Army.
Synopsis: Bad memories, confusion and mental suffering aren’t a great combination. But No-Face will have to put her emotions aside as another mission quickly approached.
Pairing: John Price x F!Reader
Warnings: Mentions of violence, mentions of a bad childhood, crying.
Word Count: 2.7k
Note: I hope you enjoy!!!
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