legend

i had a feeling this year would be amazing

Oh. My. Damn.

He did this……in J E A N S

He didn’t even look at the fucking rim…

me seeing a dog

me: hello dog dog: boof me: oh my gosh

the second lion has a height advantage and the ability move upside down, out of sight, giving him a great opportunity to get in a devastating sneak attack. upside down lion wins.

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

friend: wanna go eat

me:

friend: i’ll pay

me:

teacher: so who should i call on next

me: 

im never catching feelings for anyone ever again in my entire life !!!!!!!

jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like ‘that’s some classic jack black right there’ and not even question it

“I have so much to do” *collapses on bed*

Why is skincare ….., feminized

men weren’t supposed to have skin

I hate this website so much shoutout to ppl who deleted

*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.

*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.

*points to living room* This is where we kick back.

*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.

*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.

*points to computer* This is where we click clack.

*points to shelf* This is where we knick knack.

*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack. 

What a truly awful website this is