It’s canon now, she said so

What about a little tiny Sobble? 🦎💤

I did this with a mouse.

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

i’m a paypig

mistress told me to send money to people because i don’t deserve it

ill pick a few people who reblog this post to send 1000€, i’ll post proof later today

Why not? I’ll give it a go!

Bagelboose.mp4

PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY

Not risking it all I want in my life is a job I actually like

Sure why not, I’ll try anything at this point

i have an interview tomorrow! 

seriously need one right now LMAO

🙏Praying for some great art gigs 🙏

Moving Careers, Please Jelly

Reblog if you need this energy

lwa stickers i did! u can get them here

Well shit I just bought all of these, thanks for that

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

- s nif f s-

Eh…

Please..

Money dog plz

Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week

you have been visited by the laughing eboshi. reblog in the next 30 seconds to kill god and find good iron

Hiiiii as my token of thanks for 1k+ follows, I’m having an art raffle :^D 

Thank you again ;___;) 

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

THIS WORKS!!

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

9 million people fucking love dogs

Here we come 10.

Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week

WELCOME, HEROES OF EARTH!

YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO RECEIVE THE MOST GLORIOUS OF GIFTS- THE OPPORTUNITY TO FACE ME, THE GREAT RASSLOR, IN A CONTEST OF STRENGTH AND SKILL!

FOR EONS I HAVE SCOURED THE COSMOS, SEARCHING FOR THE ONE ADVERSARY WHO COULD PROVIDE SUITABLE SPORT.

BUT LO, I HAVE YET TO FIND SUCH A NOBLE SOUL. EACH CREATURE, EACH RACE, MORE PITIFUL THAN THE LAST!

SO I SPARE THEM THE DISGRACE OF THEIR WEAKNESS BY DESTROYING THEIR WORLDS, AND NOW MY QUEST HAS BROUGHT ME TO THIS TIMID LITTLE PLANET YOU CALL EARTH.

SO, TERRESTRIAL HEROES, CAN ONE OF YOU QUENCH MY THIRST FOR THE DIVINE CONFLICT, THE SUPREME STRUGGLE?

OR WILL YOUR PLANET BE DOOMED TO THE SAME FATE THAT HAS BEFALLEN SO MANY?

…HUH!?

FIGHT ME OR I DESTROY THE EARTH! NOW LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

this is the money ammy. reblog for blessed funds

small change chibiterasu to charge!!!

now THIS is a money spell post I can get behind!

Awww yis

I was not ready

UNBEATABLE

This is exactly what I needed this morning