this is my magnum opus
some of yall just see the words ‘larry johnson’ and smash that rb button huh
[Just because white people couldn’t do it, doesn’t mean it was aliens]
matching icon for you and your husband uwu.
feel free to use! (credit is appreciated)
The perfect man doesn’t ex-
My hand slipped…once again😳🤦🏻♀️
Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck
i hope nobody else has done this yet
B L E S S
he sure knows how to pout omg
I don’t know if I ever posted this but the president furby works best for this meme
Say hello to Lady FingerEater! This sweet Furby hails from the land of dust bunnies and closet sweaters, and always makes sure to keep away those feisty spooky-type monsters. She loves staying up late and watching a spooky film, or just cuddling up and reading a bedtime story. She’s your best friend when it comes to putting a lost spider outside, handling the eight-legged neighbors with ease!
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Lady FingerEater is equipped with 43 acrylic teeth, used in making partial dentures for humans. (Like when a person is only missing a few teeth, say 1-3 or so.) This means that all of her teeth are 100% non-biological, and since I recieved them in their pre-denture state, have never been in a mouth. They were also cleaned before use! Those are some teeth facts! Any red marks on them are the red wax they were set in originally, which is very hard & tedious to remove and which baffles me still. Google “Dentoluxx” or “Acrylic Teeth” to see them in their little trays with wax!




