Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT.

There are times and places where it is realistic to expect NOT to be served people. For example, in a pie shop underneath a barber shop. THEN you can be all 'OH GOD IT'S PEOPLE.'

If you are in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and are suddenly served a really good meat pie, you have to know it's people. Do you see any cows? No, they all apocalypsed. It's your neighbor.

If you're served food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, ask yourself these questions first:

5. how much did i even like kevin, really

Y/n: Strife, are you drunk?

Strife [drunk] Nope.

Y/n: Say the alphabet, starting with the letter 'M.'

Strife:

Strife: Malphabet.

Y/n: Get out of my room.

I love this dork XD

he looks so androgynous it’s like a man and a woman had a baby

i took a single capture to use as a reference

im a simple girl, i see a man with bare shoulders and i bark

happy birthday to the greatest promo in wrestling history

i'd only ever seen the typography version before, so here's that if you've only seen the actual promo before!

fun fact: due to being out on injury, kurt angle was NOT added to the mix, and so Samoa Joe's chances did NOT drastic go down

as a result, Samoa Joe won at Sacrifice

THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE

garf :3 💜💙

the full strip

That makes it WORSE

one call from each tower

@guiltiest-gear

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

remembering that pony princesses name ...

Stressed and ANGERY >:(((((

Kidd Gorgeous -Nightfish 

LA's environmentalist lawyers pulling up to Universal:

Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

saving my favourite twitter thread here just in case

If those trees were pollarded annually, the cut areas would NOT look like that. There would be big knobs of old growth at the trimming sites. Not seeing any of that here. The way those trees were topped (not pollarded, which is a very careful process that has to begin when the tree is immature) is excellent way to kill them due to loss of hydration, open sites to infection and parasitism during the best time of year for both, lack of nutrition due to so little greenery and new budding growth being left, sunburn and other exposure damage, and a myriad of other possibilities. Plus, if they were topped annually, they would not have the lovely drooping branches seen in the other picture but would have tons of vertical suckers instead.

This is what an annually pollarded mature tree should look like:

If this was done by the city, the public works arborists should be protesting in front of city hall and screaming their heads off right now. I'm not hearing about that, so... Tree law!

The Studios: *speak*

Botanists and other Tree Experts:

Update and confirmation of Imminent Tree Law:

He mentions later in the thread that not only do they not trim the trees annually, they’re trimmed at best once every 18 years. Supposed to be every five, and only in dormancy, which even my layman’s ass knows about tree trimming.

And yes, Universal can probably eat the fine. But it’s gonna be a whopper even if the trees survive (which is as mentioned kinda unlikely), California is a triple damage state for tree law, and it may increase dramatically if there were nesting birds in the trees.

All this to be a Captain Planet filler villain to some writers. And yes, it’s currently just the writers officially picketing there; SAG-AFTRA recommended against it for petty bullshit like this and the suddenly necessary sidewalk construction.

oh yeah they city did an investigation and found that no permits for trimming the trees were issued

TREE LAW TREE LAW TREE LAW

First sketch of soul fighter plus a small wip of an idea for soul fighter Zeri (I HAVE to make her Neon inspired)

I'm so excited for this event

Hi! I’m back! Pls take a look at my kazakh spider-girl 🕷️🇰🇿🕸️

witness the stars shatter before you (´｡• ω •｡`)🪄

sorry but this ai expansion of the descartes portrait is literally so swagful

Pussy poppin' Descartes