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did you just fucking know this

How zionists talk about the murder of 4, 8 and 10 years old children

The “terrorists” in question

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This has the same energy as the video of the two lions

Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark (1988)

Lil Man was Ready To Fight…😂

He felt violated.

I’m actually weak lmao

Me when someone playing with my food.

I love the way he realized he got an empty cone and then ferociously bit it and thrust his chin up at the ice cream man to show he wasn’t sad about it, just righteously furious.

even a mere warthog changes the lint filter before you people

i always forget that bird from starfox is named falco lombardi. italian bird. i know his home life is some bananas shit.

falco's italian bird mom: falcone when are you gonna get a real job. youre comin home all hours a the night smellin like space shit trackin martian dirt on my fuckin floors. how am i supposed to get any grandchildren with you livin like this

falco: ma i dont wanna hear it right now alright can you just tell me where the prosciutto is, im tryin ta make a fuckin sandwich ova here

falco's italian bird mom: giacomo do you hear this bullshit comin outta your son's mouth right now

falco's half italian bird dad: m'watchin wheel of fortune

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

Pitcher Plant Pussy Lore

New origin story for Two Face

To be fair he should have expected The Joker's pussy to do that

To be fair he should

have expected The Joker’s

pussy to do that

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

This beings me such joy

I'm not even kidding I think food service jobs are the hardest customer service jobs that exist and if you have them on your resume long enough that it's clear you could maintain them people should be begging on their hands and fucking knees for you to work for them.

Do you have any idea how much goes into any given food service job. Not only is it customer service, it's usually heavy machinery operation and maintaining, sanitation work, handling of money, awareness of allergens and chemicals and EXACTLY where they are and where they go, intense memory games for menu items and all of their ingredients... You deal with some of the absolute worst rushes doing multiple tasks, you can basically never sit down, most of your cooking equipment is extremely dangerous and can hurt you very badly if you lose focus for any amount of time, you deal with insane temperature fluctuations constantly, food service is always understaffed because it's less expensive to pay you to do the jobs of four people, everyone is incredibly mean to you all the time, and you get paid like absolute fucking shit because people think it's "unskilled" entry level labor anyway.

Average sixteen year old working minimum wage at McDonald's is actually a more respectable and skilled worker than any person working a salaried desk job on the planet.

Paraglider and black vulture chilling

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I NEVER get tired of this video. It would be fantastic if the bird was just flying near him, but the fact it feels safe and comfortable enough to land ON his paraglider, isn't startled when he pets it, and is NIBBLING HIS SHOES... blessed moment, absolutely fabulous, 10/10 gold stars.

Okay but the bird isn't just nibbling

Note that it doesn't start nibbling until he starts smoothing its feathers.

They're grooming each other.

This is called parahawking! That vulture is tame -- it’s wearing jesses (a leather tie around the leg that a falconer will use to hold a bird when it’s on the glove). In fact that vulture is employed. Parahawking birds seek out thermals the same way they would naturally, allowing paragliders to follow them in the process.

Vultures are often used for parahawking both because of their attraction to thermals, and because vultures, as scavengers, are comparatively gentler and more sociable than birds of prey!

if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

like this?