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Chris Pine’s bubble butt on the red carpet
So I’m thinking about writing a Star Trek TNG fic about Human Augments:
“It wasn’t so much that we treated lesser humans as slaves, or rather, that was never our intention. Around the same time that Human Augments became the norm, the world economy collapsed and we no longer had the ability to buy goods and supplies with money. It became more a system of trade, and when just a small percentage of the population was able to do more than the rest- stronger and smarter able to build, plant, create, better than the rest we ended up with more trade. Everything a Human Augment did, became something we could profit from. It got to a point that we had everything we would ever need in several lifetimes over by simply doing what we do best. And before long our abilities were traded for the only thing left that we did not already own, and that was other people. It wasn’t so much that Human Augments wanted slaves, or that we saw non augments as inferior beings, as it was that we didn’t want to…. Go unpaid for the work we had done.” Idk like it’s a start??? also really want Data and a human augment to be friends/totally confused by each other and have Gordi be totally pissed about it. I also don’t know that much about Augments cause I’m only like 3 seasons into tng and I’ve skipped so much around in Tos I don’t remember shit, so like, tell me if you have some info/insight?
Spock and Jim come across the Mirror of Erised
@toastybumblebee thanks for inspiration~
@leifor tbh I can see this as the plot device you’ve mentioned.
@trekkie1701spirk yeah, i prefer this too
here’s a little addition for everyone who wanted to see more
since it’s not a real HP crossover, let’s imagine there’re some aliens who simply based their culture on the books and recreated some things, including the mirror they have two sets of eyes to be twice as unimpressed
why is kirk’s shirt ripped, you may ask?… who knows. they were just talking
HOLY SHIT GUYS! I HAVE REALLY BIG NEWS BUT LIKE YOU HAVE TO PM ME BECAUSE IM TOO NERVOUS TO POST IT! PLEASE ASK THO BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!
i just had to do something for the @fuckyeahspones winter spones event!
It doesn’t have anything to do w the days theme, but it’s a winter pic! <3
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is that donald at this.. party specifically for super villains?
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
but the very next day you said that was gay
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I will never understand why this Christmas song goes so hard.
OKAY MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP
BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS NOT CAROL OF THE BELLS
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE/SARAJEVO 12/24 AND IT IS SO MUCH FUCKING MORE THAN CAROL OF THE BELLS.
so during the bosnian war (which was this nasty-ass conflict in bosnia and herzgovina) there was this badass cello-playing motherfucker named vedran smailovic. He was from Sarajevo, was upset about all the shit and nastiness that came about through this war (this was full-on brother-killing-brother shit!) that he went around to bombed-out, blown up buildings and funderals––where he was at risk of FUCKING SNIPER FIRE––and playing the cello. This guy was so set on providing one tiny spot of beauty in a seriously nasty war he was risking being fucking SHOT OR BLOWN UP.
AND THIS IS THE GUY WHO INSPIRED THIS SONG.
He’s why there’s the calm cello part at the beginning before everything gets all violent-sounding. It’s THEMATIC.
THAT’S WHY THIS CHRISTMAS SONG GOES SO FUCKING HARD.