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jerma stimboard!! :3c
idk why i themed it like this it just felt right
good stop posting strangers on the internet. this should be a rule everywhere
… are they really that red?
It started out as a silly then I thought about how he hates his mutations in the comics hrngh
Also for clarity sake, this is Miguel’s own universe! I kinda headcanon Gabriela in this world having known him having weird features for her whole life (and him planning on telling her the truth he’s Spider-man until she got caught in the crossfire of a mission.
Original meme under the cut for context
carbs are sooooo good and yummy and anyone who says otherwise has never enjoyed the simple pleasure of Rice with Egg or Big Sandwich
blondebrainpower
Various patterns and colors of Trout skin
my first hater 😞
you should be on trial for this blasphemous bread stack. and why did you screenshot your own post? ridiculous.
Sorry, I was really new to tumblr when I made that post and was still confused about how reblogging actually worked.
ahhh good more coal for the furnace now i shall not freeze
Hey y'all why are writers always cold?
...why?
They're always surrounded by drafts!
How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Oh god.
How many?
Two! One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end!
What do writers have for breakfast?
Coffee?
Synonym buns!
Where do all the struggling writers live?
How are you coming up with all these?
Where?
Writer's Block!
What do writers suffer from each spring?
(I've heard a lot of them over the years.)
Allergies. Next question.
you were close; A case of allegories
Why are writers always in great shape?
Circular prose
Nope! It's because we're always running out of ideas!
Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?
I did not
His life had it's prose and cons...
Why is editing a better job than writing?
It's more rewording?
Correct! I am out of jokes. :(
talking to preschoolers is awesome bc they have not fully differentiated stories into 'true stories' and 'imaginary stories' yet so you will tell them about something that happened you once (coyote came out of a bush right in front of you and got startled) and they will tell you about how one time their house was full of coyotes in every room 'including five in the garage' and they're not even like, aware i think of the idea that they are technically 'lying'. they are simply telling stories about coyotes bc its time to tell stories about coyotes.
I forgot to post this here. Some ASTV comic I did a while ago!!!
message to cis allies: buying your trans friend lunch will do much more good for the trans community than debating transphobes who will not change their minds publicaly on social media and making all your trans followers see how much people hate them over and over again