this solidarity

Wholesome

Pretty sure the professor would have told her to access a library or computer lab to complete the assignment

^no joke tho

Guys who think periods are nbd are my favorite guys.

Also:

I wanna add as well that he didn’t write ‘women’, he wrote ‘people who menstruate’. Dude is cool on every conceivable level.

im so glad i didnt die before i saw this

KIDS ARE SO RUTHLESS

“You look slow and easy to kill”

Jeremy didn’t come to play 

love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure

This is what boys will be boys was always supposed to mean

i’ve been sitting here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a caption but i absolutely cannot think of anything funnier than this collection of images

Imagine hating homeless people so much u find ways to make their lives shittier instead of providing them with the resources they need

and unfortunately this isn’t the first time people have did things against poor people…

…THIS SHIT NEEDS TO END NOW 

“hostile architecture” is one of those things that sounds like it should be awesome from the name

and then you find out what it actually means and are filled with violent nausea

Destroying Hostile Architecture is an act of human decency

There was a bridge where i went to school, under which homeless people hung out a lot. Where I met this guy Bill. This guy who’d been fired from his job as an air traffic controller for testing positive for weed, whose wide had left him and taken everything. We sat there talking for like hours and he shared his vodka with me and offered me a smoke even though he had next to nothing.

And i come back to visit a year later and the motherfuckers have cemented fucking jagged rocks to all the support structures so nobody can sit on them i was fucking livid i hate this shit so much this man had the clothes on his back, a plastic bottle of booze, and a pack of cigarettes, and a place to rest. That’s it. That’s all he had and he still had the kindness and generosity to share what little he had with me, someone who didn’t need it at all

You know what come to think of it, i haven’t met a single homeless person who hasn’t at least offered me a cigarette or something when i’ve talked to them and you sons of bitches won’t even let them have a place to sit down for 5 fucking minutes

If you see this shit and you’re physically able, break it. Get rid of it. Put a mattress over those spikes between pillars

Anyone who thinks homeless people are a nuisance or an inconvenience should have every single thing that they own and hold dear removed from them for at least a year and see how they fucking like it!

like, instead of wasting money to build these horrific sharp anti-homeless crap, how about they donate it to shelters instead??? 

Like this is just to keep up ~aesthetics~ instead of putting human life first

idk if men know this but

if you have to beg a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual. if you make a girl feel bad for not wanting to have sex with you to the point where she says yes, it’s not consensual. if you have to trick a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual.

sleep is great because it’s like being dead without hurting your family

Did you guys know you can buy reflective glitter wallpaper?

And here was me thinking I’d need to throw it at the wall out of a shaker jar like some kind of pleb. 

What a time to be alive.

I see your glitter wallpaper and raise you…

dinosaur mural wallpaper.

and also

dragon mural wallpaper.

…3 glitter walls and a dragon accent wall.

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other.

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.”

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”

This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. “Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.”

She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

Yooooooooooo now THIS is the kind of blonde jokes I’m about

My favourite:

A gorgeous blonde walks into a bank in New York. She asks to speak to a loan officer, and explains she’s going out of town for business for an extended duration and needs to borrow $5,000.

The loan officer says that he’ll be happy to set it up for her, but that he’ll need some form of collateral. Without skipping a beat, the blonde reaches into her purse and hands over the keys to a brand new Rolls Royce.

Once the transaction is completed, the blonde leaves and the bank staff have a laugh at her expense— after all, what sort of idiot uses a $250,000 car as collateral for a $5,000 loan? Nevertheless, they drive the car down into the Bank’s vaults. “Well”, they say, “it’s a good thing she’s pretty.”

A month later, the blonde returns, pays down the $5,000 loan and the interest, which abouts to $15.00.

As they wait for her car to be returned, the loan officer works up the courage to ask. “Miss, we did the research and it turns out you’re a millionaire. Why on earth would you need a loan?”

She laughs. “I don’t. But where else in New York could I leave my car for a month, pay $15.00 and still expect to have it there when I get back?”

one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out

Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

Memoriessss