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@funnier-as-a-system

and yes, for the last time, this blog is for ALL systems.

Have you ever seen a post or been in a certain situation and thought, "This is funnier seeing it as a system?"

We have too!

And that's why we've put together this blog, meant for talking about experiences and reblogging posts that aren't necessarily about plurality, but that have the effect of an inside joke when thought about in relation to plurality. When something makes us or others go, "This is funnier when you're [thinking about it as] a system," we'll reblog it here!

I hope no one minds us tagging some other blogs in this introduction post (which, btw, may be edited in the future if the need arises) – @dear-systems, @endo-memes, @non-traumagenicsupport. These are other great system blogs who post similar content (occasionally or often, as the case may vary from blog to blog), so if you're looking for more, you may find it there.

Short system introduction and more about this blog under the cut. Welcome to this blog, we hope you'll enjoy your stay!

Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist

Losing it over some of y'all's tags btw Here's my favorites

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and lastly.

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good night

[ID: several images of Tumblr tags. They read:

[#a phone...hmm i don't need that right now

[#its locked!

[#I felt sure that would work...

[#(looking at my own bed) I'm not tired right now.

[#this will not help me now.

[#A pen. But where to write with it?

[#I can't do that., #I don't know what to do with that., #those two things don't go together

[#'two dragons in a trench coat... is that really who made this post', #'tumblr.com... what a strange website'

[#me when i forget what i was doing when entering a room.. solving a puzzle JHJFF

[The final image, separated from the rest, reads: #jerma / End ID]

Disability Pride Month has now come to a close. And y'know, I wouldn't normally mention that on this blog, but you all probably know by now that I do my best to make my blog accessible with image descriptions and plain text wherever possible (though I will admit the latter is a more recent development). Between that and a question I've gotten a couple times, I do want to mention something...

IF YOU WANT A GREATER CHANCE OF SEEING YOUR SUBMISSION TO THIS BLOG REBLOGGED IN A TIMELY FASHION AND NOT STUCK IN DRAFT LIMBO FOR MONTHS, CONSIDER ADDING AN IMAGE DESCRIPTION SO I DON'T HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF.

[PT: If you want a greater chance of seeing your submission to this blog reblogged in a timely fashion and not stuck in draft limbo for months, consider adding an image description so I don't have to do it myself. / End PT]

Due to the limitations of time and having a singular physical form that does not always work as it should, it can take me a long while to properly describe the submissions I get, especially if they are comics or videos. Thus, I implore you all: please try adding your own image descriptions when submitting to this blog. They help a great deal with the accessibility of this site and allow more folks to enjoy the same posts you enjoy. Some of the folks that can benefit from image and video descriptions are blind and visually impaired folks who use screen readers that can't tell what an image is of, mentally disabled folks who cannot watch videos and need transcripts of them, D/deaf and hard of hearing folks who cannot hear the videos in question, literally anyone whose Tumblr interface is pulling a fucky-wucky and refusing to load images, and more.

If you are not sure where to start, I would like to suggest these two guides: one, two (the first comes with links to examples and the second comes with links to more resources). There is also this collection of templates for adding image descriptions to memes! If it's art, this museum has a guide for describing it. If you need assistance, this Discord server is happy to help, as well as this list of blogs. And if you'd like my advice... Ask yourself two main questions when writing image descriptions:

  1. How would I describe this if I were talking about it to a friend who's never seen it?
  2. Aside from that description, is there any information I feel would add to the understanding or experience of this image/video?

I fully understand if there are those who cannot add descriptions for whatever reason. I myself am not always able to, hence why so many submissions get stuck in the drafts for so long. But it would be a big help to me and so many others if those who are able gave it a try, even if it's only from time to time.

Thank you for reading!!

patrick bateman: *licks a strawberry icecream he got from an icecream truck* hm yummy ice cream

his internal monologue: look at me . eating processed flavoring. There is no strawberry in here. It’s but a pastiche of the real deal. An ice cream with artificial flavoring, a momentary joy. Tested countless times in a lab, masquerading as if it’s authentic, genuine. Me and a strawberry icecream are alike in that sense: gentle on the outside, palatable and unassuming. The only difference is that I don’t come with nutrition facts advising of any warning signs concerned parents will scan over, and by the time I strike, itll be too late

disclaimer i have never seen this movie I just think the soul of this guy possessed me

disclaimer revoked i just watched this movie and this was dead on

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being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

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clenching my teeth and muttering under my breath "you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it" as I physically force myself out the door to go Do Things

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being very firm with myself every time I think about bailing and saying "no. you committed to this. it will improve your quality of life. you will enjoy it. now put on your big boy pants and go."