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[ID: a tweet by Danny Murphy (@ kashmeredanny) that reads: I treat my body like it's a plant someone gifted me where I forget it's mine for a few days and then go "FUCK" and pour water into it & make it go in the sun for ten minutes ./ End ID]

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[ID: the "I bring a sort of (x) vibe" meme. It shows an edited screenshot of a TikTok that reads: I bring a sort of "i don't care" Vibe to life that the part of me that cares don't really like . / End ID]

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[ID: a tweet by hannah jo (whoahannahjo) that reads: no i get it dude. you just hate me because of my rich inner world. you're jealous you can't frolic in the fields of my mind. sucks to be you ./ End ID]

Your daily dose of cat memes

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[ID: text followed by an image. The text reads:

[Teacher: C'mon guys, you learned this last year.

[Me trying remember what I ate for breakfast:

[Following that is an image of a cat that looks as if it's frowning, with a loading/buffering sign on top of its head. / End ID]

[PT: Your daily dose of cat memes ./ End PT]

(guy who hasnt ever seen anything) i dont know what that is. it kind of reminds me of nothing

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Newly split system members be like

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[ID: a tweet by Rachel Harper (@ Rachel_Harper) that reads:

[GUYS.

[For the past two years the ticket man at my station has baffled me. Some days we get along like a house on fire, chatting about life. Other days he won't even return a hello...turns out to be a pair of identical twins who both work there.

[TWO SEPARATE MEN.

[TWO YEARS GUYS. / end ID]

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[ID: two tweets, both made by the same person, Penny Parker (@ SnapsCube). The first tweet has an image The Bad Apple – an apple character from Veggie Tales – attached to it. The tweets read:

[Tweet one: mm she got me wanting to keep the doctor away

[Tweet two: who said that ./ End ID]

Smart

@funnier-as-a-system I feel as though this belongs to you guys

[ID: the dark Kermit meme, where Kermit speaks to a double of himself wearing a black cloak. Text above the meme reads:

[Me: I better leave, I'm going to be late

[Other Me: The later you are, the less time you gotta be there ./ End ID]

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[ID: a tweet by Andrew Stolbach, MD, MPH (@ toxicologist12) that reads:

[When I was a medical student, another med student asked, "Why are we admitting this guy to psychiatry for hearing voices? Everyone hears voices all the time."

[I think about this a lot. / End ID]

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[ID one: the "who wants to" meme, which shows a man giving a speech in front of a crowd of people. In the first panel, he is saying, "who wants to befriend a mutual", and everyone raises their hand. In the second panel, he is saying, "who wants to start a conversation", and nobody raises their hand. / End ID]

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[ID: a mostly black image. White text at the top reads: "My therapist asked me to explore my inner self". Following this text are several images of a skeleton with a fedora dancing and posing, and one of a skeleton sitting at a table with a hand on its head and glass of alcohol in its other hand, looking depressed. Text continues underneath these images, reading: "Alas it is but bones". Both "alas" and "bones" have been given color and are much larger than the other words; "bones" has been given a wiggly appearance. / End ID]

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[ID: the "girls when" meme, which shows several simplistic drawings of violence, body horror, and people bleeding. Text in the middle reads: girls when they were an adult in child's body but now they're a child in an adult's body ./ End ID]

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[ID for first image: a screenshot of a TikTok that shows a person staring uncomfortably at the camera. Text reads: so my future depends on... me? / End ID]

[ID for second image: a Tumblr tag that reads: #man are you fucking serious can we get anyone else behind the wheel ./ End ID]

me: so..... see anything interesting lately?

the many eyed creature living in my basement: YOUR LAUNDRY IN THE WASHING MACHINE. IT WAS DONE CYCLING 4 HOURS AGO

me: oh shit i forgot thanks

@funnier-as-a-system does this count i feel like it counts

[PT: the many eyed creature living in my basement: YOUR LAUNDRY IN THE WASHING MACHINE. IT WAS DONE CYCLING 4 HOURS AGO ./ End PT]

[ID: the "I bring a sort of (x) vibe" meme. It shows an edited screenshot of a TikTok that reads: I bring a sort of "I'll do it tomorrow" Vibe to the today that tomorrow me don't really like . / End ID]

I think is called the autism

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[ID: a tweet by JOSH 💀 (@ THEJOSHSOFAR) that reads: do you ever have a conversation in your head and you actually pull a facial expression that would fit the conversation but then you realize how weird it must look to someone who doesn't know you're acting out a whole scenario in your head ./ End ID]

[id:

image 1: a person frowning at a picture they are drawing and thinking “i don’t think i can draw this…”

image 2: the person looking at a copy of themself that is standing beside them and saying “well you know what that means”. both are smiling.

image 3: the two high five and the text says “I GUESS IT’LL HAVE TO LOOK BAD”

end id]

would love to follow the advice of “don’t stay in your head too much” but that’s made rather difficult by the fact that i LIVE in there!!!! where else do i go!!! get me OUT

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