i am just an animal why am i doing all this
whoever decided to give me a human form, i hope u lost your job. i was supposed to be a little goblin living in a tiny house in the woods
"Do you always have to be so creepy?"
"I'm a ghost. I don't have a lot of other hobbies."
doing that big shake that dogs and wolves do would fix me
mentally i'm here
just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you've ever heard so help me god
babygirl, I stim in ways you've only read in animal behavioral books.
if i was a werewolf id call myself “a dog person” and cackle maniacally when people misunderstand me
interacting with fantasy creatures online would be like. my day was going just fine until i got a dm from the scary orc










