Me: Isn’t it too soon for Diamond and Pearl Remakes?

Internet: Diamond and Pearl came out 11 years ago

My old ass:

Yesssss

this is the kind of content i’m here for

the glow after crying is such #a look

White privilege can also be hard…

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I’VE EVER SEEN

Dear God….

I am fucking dying omg

I’m the second “Berkley” yell

Oh my fucking god

Always reblog.

Some men won’t use emojis because they consider it feminine like could you imagine wanting to hold on to masculinity so desperately

In high school one of my guy friends said, “I wish I were a girl so I could use an umbrella.”

sexting in 2050

please 3d print my penis and look at it 

that’s actually what the D in 3D stands for

I HATE THIS

you:

me:

11 year old voice: why do i have to make my bed when i’m just going to sleep in it again tonight 

why is this in an 11 year old voice I think this every day damn

I was born to see this video

Oh my god

When you drunk as fuck but your homie got you .

Omg Omg Omg

Oh my god

Dr. P. Lankton has had enough of your shit