*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*
*clicks the citation*
*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”
*clicks on the link*
Bitches out here roleplaying internet trolling
Trans people: Hey please don’t buy this game.
Cis people: What if I bought it, but also donated some money to charity?
Trans people: No thanks. Please just don’t buy it.
Cis people:
“More and more I’m starting realize that many people see “charity” as a store where you buy goodwill from strangers. Like “being a good person” is something you can purchase with money”
reinventing christianity
not caring if people think you're stupid is a life hack. recognising that you are kind of stupid is an even bigger life hack. we build entire societies to take care of each other bc we're all kind of stupid. it's fine.
funniest thing I’ve ever seen is a scan group that got an ask like ‘are you dropping [series]?’ and their response was ‘we’re so sorry it’s been taking so long, the manga references a lot buddhist text that haven’t been translated so our translator has been studying that to maintain accuracy’ LIKE
Wait a minute-
yeah it was you guys
it’s so stupid that you can’t think your way out of the mental health trenches. like you can know exactly what is wrong, why it’s upsetting you, and you can walk yourself through all of it logically and Understand it but your brain just responds like
Can’t stop thinking about the TikTok I saw (I can’t find it again) where the person says that the wizard game has caused us to witness the moment that most of the millennial generation migrate into the boomer mindset of “my nostalgia is more important than your rights”
i think theres a lot of charm in saying a word online and then putting the emoji that corresponds to it right after. like "today i saw a kitty 🐈" thats just very pleasant aint it !
the tags here are excellent. good job everyone 👍
it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.
alright guys to be clear to keep it on the same page we should keep faggoting and dyking it up but it's so important that the moment arbys or snickers or whatever try it we immediately pofacedly and in the register of Serious Liberal Concern say 'Wow. Newsflash: it is never acceptable to use that word. Oreos? Delete your account. That's it, that's the tweet.' like can you imagine the look on their faces. we're gonna fucking get those guys so good
*moving expired potions from the shelf labeled Healing to the shelf labeled Poisons*
*moving expired Poisons to the shelf labeled Potential Mountain Dew Flavors*
Going feral thinking about how we have to pay for the privilege to NOT have to listen to nonstop sales pitches.
"What would your ancestors think of your whole gender thing-" What would YOURS think of being told to buy things every two minutes. I think they would kill CEOs in the streets for being annoying. They were known to do that.
geralt: *injured*
jaskier: let me kiss it better :)
geralt: what no
magical inhuman!jaskier: *smooch* there :)
geralt: *now healed* what the . fuck
Jaskiers never been close to someone who gets injured as badly, or as often, as Geralt. and hes never been close to somone who knows what its like to be injured as well as Geralt.
He knows that when he kisses a bruise, the pain goes away - and bleeding wounds often aren’t as dramatic as they first seemed before he kissed them. But thats just how kisses work, right? thats the whole point of “kissing it better” - it hurts less when you are cared for, and once you’ve calmed down you’ll see there was nothing to panic about anyway.
But Geralt knows somethings up. When he’s injured he knows exactly how badly, how painfully, and how long it should take to heal. what he doesnt know is what the fuck Jaskier is and what the hell he’s just done to him.
Jaskier is adamant that its just because nobodys ever kissed him better before - which is tragic, and he will definitely be changing that - so the moody “emotionless” witcher just needs to believe in love and being loved.
I don’t put my mental disorders in my bio since as I writer I believe in the principle of SHOW don’t TELL. And boy do I go on this site every day and show.
we need a three day weekend i swear to god no experiments no testing no bullshit we gotta lop off a workday
today was the worst (for now) day of this year. i'm not welcomed in my own family because i don't bring enough money. felt a need to draw one thing what gives me some comfort these days
ghost!sweater duo is the most wholesome and soft version of sweater duo
Seen a lot of posts about people coming into your notifications out of nothing and liking your entire blog, but here's a shoutout to the people who do Not follow you, who appear out of nowhere, reblog One (1) post that you are Not the op of, and then you never see them again. Where did you come from girl.
Ngl I think most jobs should be illegal
"be able to stand for 12 hours"
"overtime required"
"must show up 10 minutes before scheduled clock in time"
"11 hour shifts with 30 minute break"
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